Fight Night: Miami Fans Get Active In Nosebleeds

Damn this joint right here is better than the thrilla in (the) Manilla. This group of fans, stationed in the nosebleeds of the ‘Canes season-opening rout of FAMU, were obviously inebriated anf they allowed their beer muscles to get the best of them.

It’s never a great idea to get into a brawl in the nosebleeds of any stadium, unless of course you have the high ground. The highlight of the video is the dude in the gray shirt doing his best to pretend like he knows how to fight. We’re not fooled bro.

What’s amazing is that it only took one day for a college football fight to set the bar by which all other college fight football fights this season will be measured. If this is any indication of what we can expect from fans this season, it should be a special one.

Another video of the fight after the jump…

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Floyd Mayweather’s Racist Rant At Pacquiao

Floyd Mayweather’s circle might want to try and curtail the Champ’s penchant for going on Ustream and going on ridiculous racist rants directed towards Filipinos and Asians at large. Mayweather may be writing a check with his month, that his cheeks can’t afford.

Fat Booty Friday Part III (The Fattest Yet!)

The craze that’s sweeping the blogosphere is back yet again. It’s Friday, and even if you have a job and ‘ish to do, you might as well take a break to cheek out a bunch of cheeks that are way thicker than the proverbial snicker. Enjoy!

More Fat Booty after the jump…

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Hawaii QB Laid Out By USC Linebacker

Hawaii quarterback Bryant Moniz was ready to have the game of his life in the Warriors’ home-opener against the sanctioned #14 USC. Moniz was instrumental in keeping his underdog squad in the game until late in the 3rd quarter when Trojan linebacker Michael Morgan knocked the bejesus out of him.

Moniz layed on the ground for several minutes following the hit, which appeared to be a cheap shot to the head of the Hawaii qb after checking out the replay. Moniz did not return for the remainder of the game and neither did his squad as they got served with a cherry on top.

For what it’s worth Morgan wasn’t flagged on the play but if this was the NFL, he could have expected a solid fine to be handed down.

‘SC head coach Lane Kiffin showing obvious saltiness towards the round mound that is ESPN sideline analyst Shelley Smith after the jump…

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Zoe Saldana Is My-T-Fine In Calvin Klein

I’m not going to lie, the main reason I’ve refused to see Avatar because there is no way I could fathom rolling with a blue poor man’s Jar Jar Binks version of Zoe Saldana. I would much rather see her looking like this, which is good enough to slop up with a biscuit.

You already know who’s going to provide the (man) gravy.

More pics after the jump…

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Sick ‘ish: Fabolous’ Fire Freestyle

“Dudes get to New York, get lost as D’Antoni”

The description on this video of Fabo coming off the top of the dome is pretty all you need to know that this thing is fire (and desire):

Fab Came through an Ba Ba Bodied it!!!!!

Any time you can successfully reference current New York Knicks head coach Mike D’Antoni in a freestyle, you have to respect the flow.

On another note, does anyone remember when D.J. Clue gave a shout out to then St. John’s head coach Mike Jarvis? If you are a coach and you get your name mentioned on a track, you automatically have street cred.

[Via Funkmaster Flex's Youtube]

Head & Shoulders Lets Troy Polamalu’s Soul Glo

Head & Shoulders announced via press release that they have taken out a $1million insurance policy on the luscious locks belonging to legendary Steeler safety Troy Polamalu. Polamalu has been part of the shampoo company’s successful advertising campaign for some time now, and it sounds like they are willing to break big bread in order to protect their investment.

Polamalu had this to say about the meal ticket reserved for his wig:

Head & shoulders has gone above and beyond by insuring my Samoan locks for a cool $1 million dollars. This reinforces that my full and thick hair is unstoppable.

Although it’s great to hear that Troy’s locks are safe, it’s simultaneously disappointing that girls around the world will not be able to benefit from their thickness, shine and overall beauty.

Head & Shoulders claims that Polamalu’s locks span the length of 100 football fields! That being said, I’m hoping one day, Troy will decide to slang those Samoan locks, either to cancer patients, or to girls like me who will die for a quality weave.

[Via Huff Post]

DAMN!: Iowa O-Lineman Gets Binged By Truck

Anytime you’re on a moped and you try to take on a truck coming full speed from the other direction, the situation isn’t going to end pretty.

Kudos to Iowa offensive lineman Josh Koeppel for providing one of the greatest 4 second videos of all times, showing the hefty Hawkeye getting what should have been a one-hitter quitter.

By just watching the video it appears that Koeppel is surely dead or at least really unhappy, because he got hit so hard that one of his shoes flew like 30 feet in the air. Luckily, Koeppel didn’t even suffer any major injuries, walking away with some minor cuts and bruises.

[Via Busted Coverage]