Stuff Athletes Hate

LockedUp, NFL, Stuff Athletes Hate

Plaxico Might Need The Squirrel Master

Plaxico Might Need The Squirrel Master

Tis Tuff for our dude Plaxico aka Inmate 09-R-3260. Already serving his 2 year sentence for the Cheddar Bob incident, his transition to prison hasn’t been pleasant. Burress was taken to New York’s infamous Rikers Island correctional facility, where he stayed until Wednesday, when he was transferred to Ulster Correctional […]

by × September 25, 2009 × 0 comments

NCAA Football, Stuff Athletes Hate

Gators Plagued By Swine Flu

Gators Plagued By Swine Flu

We guess sometimes it’s not great to be a Florida Gator. The swine flu has been sweeping the nation, landing on various universities and unfortunately it has made its way to Gainesville. In the last few days more than 10 players and coaches have contracted flu-like symptoms and while they […]

by × September 23, 2009 × 1 comment

Stuff Athletes Hate

ESPN Stomping Down On Twitter…

ESPN Stomping Down On Twitter…

First you had the NFL stomping down on Twitter.  They  Antonio Cromartie, and the Dolphins banned it (damn we were looking forward to a Joey Porter Twitter page). But we expected that from them…they are the No Fun League. Last night, ESPN surprised us by sending out a memo to all […]

by × August 5, 2009 × 1 comment

Stuff Athletes Hate

IRS Wants Castroneves’ Dinheiro

IRS Wants Castroneves’ Dinheiro

In the wake of the ongoing recession and a serious need for Uncle Sam to start collecting all his cheddar, the Internal Revenue Service is claiming that legendary Brazilian race car driver Helio Castroneves owes about 2 milli in back taxes from 1999 to 2004. We just say damn…that’s a […]

by × March 27, 2009 × 0 comments

High School, MLB, NBA, NCAA Basketball, NCAA Football, NFL, Soccer, Stuff Athletes Hate, Uncool Sports

Stuff Athletes Hate…

Stuff Athletes Hate…

#3 Baby Mama Drama Originally I was going to make the third edition of SAH child support, until I realized that supporting children isn’t really something that your average Athlete hates. The bigger groin kick comes from the root of the problem in most situations, the Baby Mama. Smart enough […]

by × December 15, 2008 × 0 comments

High School, MLB, NBA, NCAA Basketball, NCAA Football, NFL, Soccer, Stuff Athletes Hate, Uncool Sports

Stuff Athletes Hate…

Stuff Athletes Hate…

#2 Taxes For the second installment of this weekly feature (hopefully, my laziness consumes me), we decided to look at the Rich Man’s burden, otherwise known as the United States Federal and/or State Tax system. Herein referred to as taxes for square-brained continuity. Nothing can ruin an Athletes fiscal year […]

by × November 26, 2008 × 0 comments

High School, MLB, NBA, NCAA Basketball, NCAA Football, NFL, Stuff Athletes Hate, Uncool Sports

Stuff Athletes Hate…

Stuff Athletes Hate…

#1 DRUG TESTS Preface The world has oh so many lists focused on the things that people like (mainly White people), so we decided it was time to flip the script and deliver a comprehensive list of stuff that athlete’s hate. Its time to keep it real and analyze the […]

by × November 17, 2008 × 1 comment