Stuff Athletes Hate

A Seattle man was arrested this weekend after wielding a hammer and then eventually getting stuck in a basketball hoop–dispelling the myth that white men can’t jump…or get stuck on the rim. The Seattle police department got a good laugh at the dude’s expense and even took to twitter to […]

After a severe case of cramps forced LeBron James to miss most of the 4th quarter in the Heat’s Game 1 loss of the NBA Finals, Spurs fans and general LeBron haters (who buck any affiliation with their actual team to join the bandwagon of whatever team LeBron is currently […]

This kid will likely get clowned for the remainder of his high school career after getting damn near slept by a vicious spinning backhanded pimp slap in front of some of his brodies and the entire internet to boot. I’ve seen similar spinning backhanded slaps like this occur when sufficient […]

Roy Hibbert is learning firsthand what its like turning for BBQ to mildew, as the All-Star center continues to slump in the playoffs, going for a donut with one rebound in the Pacers Game 1 loss to the Wizards in the Eastern semis. After calling him trash before the game, […]

Shit got real at a Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus this weekend as 8 performers knowns as the ‘hairialists’ were injured after falling more than 35 feet following a malfunction during a show at the Dunkin’ Donuts Center in Providence, RI. Here is some background info on the “harialists” as described on […]

Brooklyn Nets fans have been looking for Deron Williams in the daylight with a flashlight, as the point guard has struggled mightily in his squad’s 3 losses to the Raptors in their playoff series. One savvy individual decided to post a missing poster in front of Barclays Center in Brooklyn […]