Ghettooh: Reggie Bush Latest Victim Of “Ho-Cession”

There have been various rumors as to what sparked the Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush break-up. We heard a buch of things such as; Reggie hollering at Vanessa Manillo, Kanye hollering at Kim, Reggie couldn’t handle having a smaller meat than Ray-J (we seent the tape homie) and even a beezy claiming that her friend was involved in a threesome with Kim and an unnamed dude, claiming that Kardashian’s ass was “fake.”

Then there is this girl, a pro ho by the name of Carmen Ortega, who claims that she was the reason for the split. Ortega released this video that she and a friend shot inside of Reggie’s Los Angeles crib, allegedly after double-teaming him succesfully, unlike like the Colts Sunday.

The video was conveniently released a few days ago in a somewhat successful attempt at guerilla Super Bowl marketing, using the Bush and the Saints good fortune to gain some negative exposure and notoriety. The video appears to have been shot a while ago but whatever the circumstance, it’s a cold game out there for dudes with cheese. The current breed of side boo has become much grimier and money-hungry.

Back in my day, pro ho’s knew their role, which was mainly to get the “D” and maybe a little rent money, but to keep their mouths shut about whatever situation was cracking. Now these same breed of hoes are using their mouths for more than just the solid brains that use define their legacy. The Pandora’s Box of Side-Booing is alive and well. Via Deadspin

Video of Ortega, mashing around Reggie’s spot, giving a tour and what not, after the jump…

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Ghettooh: DaMarcus Beasley Victim Of Car Bombing

US Soccer star DaMarcus Beasley, who currently makes his cheese overseas as a member of Rangers F.C. in Glasgow, Scotland got a shady surprise Monday, when his BMW was firebombed outside of his flat. It is still unclear what motivated the attack, some have argued that it was some salty fans taking the Rangers-Celtic rivalry a little too far, while others believe that this was a personal attack on Beasley, who definitely sticks out like my meat, as a black man in Scotland (almost rhymed)

What is clear is that on Monday night a dude in a hooded sweatshirt placed some type of bomb underneath Beasley’s car, poured gasoline around it and proceeded to light a fire, setting the car ablaze. The suspect then hopped into an Audi A3 with phony plates and bounced from the scene as Beasley’s car erupted in flames. Beasley came outside to find his whip burning like the Hot Boys circa 1999.

Even though Beasley was a little shaken by the attack, he is more confused than anything as to why he was targeted. “I don’t know how to take it, really. It’s pretty crazy. If it is a Celtic-Rangers thing then it’s obviously not good. It has shocked me - you don’t expect to be targeted like this. But I’m not going to be too upset by it.” Via Daily Record

Holler Back: Bball Legend McGuire Chunks The Deuces

Knicks legend and basketball Hall of Famer Dick McGuire passed away Wednesday of natural causes. He was 84 years old. The New York native and brother of legendary Marquette coach Al McGuire spent more than 5 decades with the Knicks organization as a player, coach, scout and eventually in his final role as something like a mentor pimp.

Nicknamed “Tricky Dick” because of his ball-handling abilities (on the court for all of you gutter-minded people out there), McGuire was a 7-time All-Star selection and lead the Knicks to 3 straight finals appearances from 1951-53. Unfortunately his squad could never win the crown, losing to the Rochester Royals in a 7-game series in ‘51, the Minneapolis Lakers in a 7-game series in ‘52 and getting smashed by the old-school Lake Show yet again in 1953. McGuire ended his career with the Pistons where he assumed the role of player-coach during the 1959-60 season, which was the last of his playing career.

McGuire spent an incredible 53 years as a member of the Knicks and is still 3rd all-time on the franchise’s assist list. It could be argued that McGuire dropped more dimes than Hugh Hefner during his career, but Hef definitely got way more nuts.

Ewww: Favre’s Agent Releases Nasty Injury Pics

Even though Brett Favre tricked off the Vikings Super Bowl, you can’t say that he doesn’t have heart after taking a look at a few pictures of his injured hamstring and ankle suffered during the NFC Championship loss to the New Orleans Saints. Many felt that Favre’s costly pick late in the 4th quarter was idiotic because he could have easily ran for the necessary 5-10 yards to put kicker Ryan Longwell into game-winning field goal range, but his wheel was worse than anyone could have imagined and at that point, running was probably not a legitimate option for the old vet. The interception was still nasty, and has defined his postseason play in recent years, but the Legend should get a pass.

Pics of Favre’s Ankle and Hamstring, looking Purpler than a bag of the ooh wee, after the jump…

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In The Face: Chris Kaman Is Dunkbait Of The Year

Dunk Score: 9.4

It isn’t even the All-Star break yet and Clippers center Chris Kaman has already won the award for “Dunkbait of the Year” after getting caught yet again. This time is was a double dose of that pimpin’ as both Terrence Williams and Kris Humphries managed to shart all over his dome during the Nets win over the Clippers Wednesday in Jersey. Kaman has been victimized repeatedly this season and appears to have just given in, allowing any and everybody a free chance to make a poster.

Check out Kaman getting dunked on again in the same game, this time by super-huff Kris Humphries after the jump…

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Holler Back: Kurt Warner Retiring From NFL

Damn, another NFL Legend decides to chunk the deuces before Brett Favre does. At 38 years old and nearly two weeks after suffering a concussion-sized hit to the grill in the Cardinals divisional round loss to the Saints, Kurt Warner has decided to make his next move his best one, announcing his retirement. After 12 hall of fame worthy season in the NFL, highlighted by being named NFL MVP twice (1999, 2001) and Super Bowl XXXIV MVP after leading the Rams to title, Warner’s career has been defined by both his resiliency and Jesus-freakery.

Warner started his professional career as undrafted out of Northern Iowa in 1994. After going to Packers training camp and getting cut he played a few seasons in the AFL for the Iowa Barnstormers and also in NFL Europe as a member of the St. Louis Rams, after signing with the team in 1998. After riding pine for a season, Warner got his big break in 1999, when an injury to Trent Green thrust him to the driver seat of “The Greatest Show On Turf,” where he accomplished much of his personal success.

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The Saddest Part Of Championship Sunday

After the initial announcement that former Colts running back Edgerrin James and former Saints running back Deuce McAllister would be serving as honorary captains for their respective old teams on Conference Championship Sunday, my heart started to flutter a bit. I remember both these dudes vividly balling out in the not so distant past but now to see them both out of the game like Arch Bishop Don Magic Juan is a little saddening to say the least. At first the courtesy recognition that the Colts and Saints displayed for their former legends was heartwarming (no Marvin Harrison or Joe Horn love though), but then it just got flat-out weird.

Both men were on the podium during the AFC & NFC trophy presentations and were given the honor of handing over the hardware to their former owners Jim Irsay (Colts) and Tom Benson (Saints). These where the very same men that decided to give both Edge and Deuce the boot even though both men were in differing situations. In Edge’s case, after years of not getting the longterm contract that he had hoped for, instead being franchised like Star Wars, he decided to holler at the Cardinals for that big pay day that the Colt should have given him. Deuce’s career with the Saints was ended due to injury problems, which makes it a little more understandable.

Either way, how awkward is it to watch your former team celebrating a berth to the Super Bowl, that they reached without your services. The Colts have consistently bowed down to Edge, giving him a ring after their Super Bowl XLI victory for all his contributions to the team, even though he had bounced to Arizona. If I was him, I would probably let the ring appreciate and then slang that thang to the highest bidder.

The Let Shannon Dunk Phenomenon Is Growing

Shannon Brown is quickly gaining notoriety around the league and appears to have found a home with Lake Show. After a few disappointing seasons with the Cavs and Bobcats, Brown was apart of the Vlad Rad trade and has surprisingly done work in his first full season with the squad. Since his selection for the Dunk contest next month, Brown has been on a mission show why he was worthy of the honor. During the Lakers game against the Wizards Tuesday, Brown put on a dunking display including catching a tip-jam on the heads of former Tar Heels Antawn Jamison and Brendan Haywood.