Ghettooh: Dude Kicked Hard In Face At Soccer Game
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August 31, 2010
This grill shot gives new meaning to the term “just kicking it.” The dude that is on the receiving end of this boot to the face appears to be in legitimate pain, which is generally rare during a flop-filled soccer match, where calls are based more on acting than reality.
But the victim in this case was definitely not an actor like Johnny Doe.
Boo Spotting: (Ronaldo’s Main) Irina Sheik In GQ
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August 25, 2010
Ronald’s Main (but not baby mama) Irina Shayk Irina Sheik (to us it’s always whatevs) has definitely stepped her game up since linking with one of the biggest sports stars in the world. Those are some of the benefits of actually managing to lock up Ronaldo and not just be a victim of the proverbial toot, then boot (we ain’t saying no names).
More sexy pics of Irina after the jump…
German Sportscaster Gets Binged By Soccer Ball
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August 25, 2010
Damn, this German soccer sportscaster, Jessica Kastrop, is going to have a welt on her dome after getting binged fairly hard by a line-drive that hit her in the head during a recent game. On the bright side, this probably isn’t the first time that she’s hard large balls bouncing off her head, cause you know them Germans is into some of that freaky deaky ‘ish.Via Deadpsin
BYD: Larissa Riquelme (Paraguay Soccer Work) Is Hot
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August 5, 2010
Paraguayan model Larissa Riquelme, turned heads during the 2010 World Cup, where she was spotted on numerous occasions rooting her team on with a cell phone conveniently resting between her fun bags. As is the case with many women in South America, Riquelme exudes a level of (manufactured) thickness that you cant help but break your neck at.
Although we wouldn’t classify her as a Thicky Ricardo, she definitely is more of a Thicky Rubio type.
More pics after the jump…
Sick Goal Celebration: Reeling In A Whopper!
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July 30, 2010
Too bad in the NFL, this would be a 15-yard penalty on the ensuing kickoff. The No Fun League should consider a rule where the penalty would be eliminated if numerous members of the team participated in a well-choreographed celebration, similar to the one by these Icelandic soccer squares that has dominated the internet the past few days.
Teams should only get penalized if one player tries to take all the shine, or if the celebration is corny, like the stool of a vegan. There should be a special ref added to judge originality, degree of difficulty and technique to determine if the celebration was good enough to avoid the penalty.
In amateur sports it may be about the team, but when you’re talking about the business of professional sports, the goal is to entertain.
Ronaldo’s Baby Mama A One Hitter Quitter
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July 22, 2010
According to the Mail Online, global soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo paid over 10 million Euros to keep his babymama’s identity a secret. The paper claims that his babymama is a “broke American waitress”, that Ronaldo met last year during a trip to Los Angeles.
They allegedly met in a restaurant, and after several Ronaldo advances(Which included the phrase “Me Kiss You” drawn inside a love heart on a window), they slept together that night at his hotel.
According to the paper, Ronaldo then engaged in unprotected consensual sex with the woman and conceived the love-child. Cristiano Jr was born June 17th, 2010 and since birth Ronaldo has accepted the child and responsibility of being a father.
LOL: Pique Spits On Dude At Spain’s World Cup Parade
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July 20, 2010
Spanish defender Gerard Pique is the definition of a legend. A little too loose of the proverbial goose during Spain’s World Cup parade last week, Pique decided to hock a loogie on the back of Pedro Cortes, who is the director of Spanish football. Following the successful hit Pique can be seen cracking up with amusement.
Even though Pique was caught red-handed spitting for his own personal enjoyment, odds are that after winning the World Cup, Cortes isn’t really tripping. But regardless, that’s just nasty.
Break Bread: Thierry Henry Joins New York Red Bulls
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July 16, 2010
In France his name might be pronounced Henry (on-ree), but around here, between New York and California, that ain’t nothing but Henry (Hen-ree). Either way another soccer legend (on the verge of being washed-up) has decided to make the trip across the waters to play in the MLS. After a successful professional run, Thierry Henry has decided to join the New York Red Bulls, to most likely capitalize on the inferior talent that America has to offer.
Henry agreed to a 4+ year deal with the club, and although financial details weren’t released (just yet), it is believed that the contract is richer than that of David Beckham, who broke the Galaxy for damn near a quarter billion. Henry may still have a little tread in his tire, but at almost 33 years old, the French striker probably won’t make to the end of the deal.
If the Red Bulls can win the MLS Cup and sell enough #14 jerseys, odds are they won’t be tripping.
Video of Henry’s intro press conference and appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon after the jump…
