WTF? Rodney Stuckey Gets Mean Case Of The “Itis”
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March 8, 2010
Damn near 20 years to the day that the Legend Hank Gathers chunked the deuces following one of your sicker bang-outs in LMU history, Pistons guard Rodney Stuckey fell out during a timeout against King James and the Cavs in Cleveland Friday. Stuckey clutched the Pistons Trainer as teammates sat on the bench without too much concern at first until he was eventually laid out on the ground for over 10 minutes, until an EMT crew was able to get him on a stretcher and take him to a local hospital for evaluation. If seeing something like that doesn’t phase you, then you done seen some crazy ‘ish.
Fortunately Stuckey wasn’t seriously impacted by the collapse, which can best be categorized as suffering from the meanest case of the “Itis” known to man. It usually comes from eating a well-fried piece of chicken or some other delicious meal, but has the tendency to pop up at the most inopportune times, like the middle of a basketball game. Whatever the case, a temporary coma is the inevitable result.
This isn’t the first time that Stuckey has collasped on the court. During a game a few years back he suffered from similar symptoms and was forced to miss a few games as a result. Stuckey was released from the hospital the following day and doesn’t appear to be suffering from any effects of fall out, which looked worse than it actually was and he should be back to giving dudes buckets in a timely fashion.
Video of Stuckey’s collapse after the jump…
Safe For Jerk (SFJ): Rihanna Gets Mini Lap Dance
Posted by BROSEFOLOPHOGUS on
February 23, 2010
Now I’ve been known to enjoy some freaky ‘ish, so seeing Rihanna get a lap dance from an itty-bitty beezy, who just so happens to be the legendary Bridget The Midget, definitely gave me a flutter in my undergarments. Riri is definitely looking qualified to be satisfied in this video, which was shot Saturday as the dime was celebrating her birthday in Scottsdale, Arizona with a crew of peeps that included something-like her boo Matt Kemp. Although the pair have been quick to try and keep their relationship low key, Kemp has done enough caking to make it known that he has locked it down.
Guaranteed Chris Brown is somewhere watching this video with a salty look on his grill. But he has definitely seen enough of the Riri-Kemp caking for a lifetime.
Bridget The Midget, or BTM as we call her, is pretty well-known around the regular-sized people circle for her various acting exploits, including appearing on HBO’s “Cathouse,” which documents the legal side of the Pimp & Ho game. She has also been featured in few adult films, where her actor skills have propelled her to elite level in the midget game.
For all those that like the littler side of things, a couple more shots of BTM after the jump…
Holler Back: Frank Thomas Is Out Like Trout
Posted by John Krease on
February 12, 2010
We at the Chaser grew up Ken Griffey Jr. fans. Back in our heyday, you either rolled with Junior or Frank Thomas. The two were #1 and #2 on the Beckett Monthly’s Hot List for years. The Big Hurt was our archnemisis. But for some reason we weren’t rolling because Thomas was always way too diesel and looked like he was on the juice like Jack Lalane.
Regardless of who you liked back in the day, much respect is due to Big Frank as he has decided to hang them up. With over 500 dingers in his career, Thomas will be a Hall-of-Famer for sho… but he’ll always be just a Kobe to Ken Griffey’s LeBron.
In The Face: Kaman Ready For Dunkbait Hall Of Fame
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February 3, 2010
Dunk Score: 9.5
The Dunkbaitification of Clippers center Chris Kaman is becoming the stuff of legend. Kaman has been dunked on more times in a single season, than the average basketball player will be in their entire career. Bulls rookie forward Taj Gibson, is the latest to victimize Kaman, breaking his ankles with a wicked crossover before delivering a facial to his grill that would even have Peter North (the King of the 8-roper) impressed.
You would think after constantly getting shit on, like one of Osi’s boos, Kaman would learn his lesson and not try to jump with dudes that are more athletic than he is, which is basically about 99.9% of the National Basketball Association. Instead he continues to provide The Chaser with great content game after game.
King James dunking in the vicinity of a slow to recover Hasheem Thabeet after the jump…
WTF? Jose Offerman Whiffs Punch At Flopping Umpire
Posted by BROSEFOLOPHOGUS on
January 17, 2010
Former Dodger Legend Jose Offerman is in hot water yet again after almost binging an Umpire during a winter league playoff game in the Dominican Republic this weekend. After a heated exchange with a few Umpires, Offerman appears to try and steal on one of the dudes who is all up in his grill. After further review the punch whiffed and the Umpire just flopped like any current or former Duke basketball player.
Offerman was taken into police custody for the something-almost-like-a-bing of the Umpire, some square named Daniel Rayburn, while a decision is made on pressing charges. Even though what Offerman did was on the ridiculous side, he didn’t connect and shouldn’t be stomped down on too much.
BYD: Rihanna aka Matt Kemp’s Boos New Photos
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January 15, 2010
Fresh off her Cabo Cakefest with Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp, whom she claims is not more than a friend (with benefits) Riri is back on the scene with this latest photo spread that she did for W Magazine. Rihanna might me one of the few chicks in the world that I would mash even though she consistently rocks a stylized bowl cut circa 1986. But the cheek game is phenomenal and the Island accent will definitely help you in getting your nut. Matt Kemp is a lucky dude to say the least.
More pics after the jump…
McGwire Chops Game With Bob Costas On Juicing
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January 13, 2010
Damn Big Mac. This is just another reason why we only really roll with Griffey and Albert Pujols. McGwire called Monday the hardest day of his life, finally admitting to wheezing the juice like Pauly Shore’s character in “Encino Man.” The saddest part about this revelation is that no one even cares, because we have become desensitized to all of these steroid shenanigans.
McGwire does make a good point in this interview, because no matter how much juice the average square took, they would never be able to knock them out of the park like Big Mac, Slammin’ Sammy, Manny, A-Rod or any of the other dudes that have admitted to using steroids. This doesn’t make it right, but it’s definitely something to be considered.
The Rihanna & Matt Kemp Cabo Cakefest Continues
Posted by BROSEFOLOPHOGUS on
January 8, 2010
The Rihanna & Matt Kemp’s Cabo Cakefest continues with the latest batch of pics released showing the couple loving each other on a boat. Whenever you are with a beezy that has gotten fan mail from 27 million, then you know that you are on the right track and the right train. Can’t tell what’s in Kemp’s hand but it appears to be a phone, got to check the flypaper even while loving on vacation.
More pics after the jump…
