Stop Snitching: Masoli Burglary 911 Call Released

“If you want his height and weight it’s all online, this guy’s a football player.”

Oregon quarterback Jeremiah Masoli, along with former teammate Garrett Embry, who was given the boot from the team already, were in a Eugene courtroom Friday pleading guilty to misdemeanor second degree burglary charges, stemming from an incident at an Oregon frat house in late January where both players were spotted trying to bounce with some valuable merchandise, including a few laptops and a guitar. Monday Police released the 911 call from the incident.

Even though he was only given 12 months probation and some community service (playing or practicing football should count) following his guilty plea, Masoli was suspended from the team for the entire 2010 season. Masoli has a redshirt year available, so he still has the opportunity to play a full season if he chooses to stay at Oregon.

Instead of trying to handle the situation like a gentleman or assembling the bros (unlike the way that black people use it) for battle, Max Wolfard aka the dude who got jacked, decided to take the snitch route and call the police. This move seriously threatened the chances for a successful season at games that Wolfard would have most likely attended with beer bongs in mind. Now Wolfard will shoulder some of the blame if the Ducks don’t win. Without Masoli, who was garnering some early Heisman candidate recognition, the Ducks will probably be nasty, or nastier than expected.

On the other hand, Masoli should have realized that he is a big deal in Eugene and probably shouldn’t have bounced with the dude’s stuff. He could have easily found a beezy with some bread to not only get him a computer (or 2) but also a solid nut on the regular like 87.

Former Jazz & L.A. Defender Whaley Busted For Weed

Tis Tough. Former Jazz center Robert Whaley, the 51st overall pick in the 2005 NBA draft (same class as Deron Williams) and Michigan high school legend was busted early Thursday morning in Salt Lake City for having that fire underneath his Oscar Mayer. Gang detectives allegedly stopped a car that Whaley was riding in at 4:30 am because he wasn’t wearing a seat belt, but more likely because a car full of black dudes was driving around in Salt Lake City in the middle of the night. A DWB in the SLC isn’t too far-fetched.

Whaley, who already has a warrant out in Michigan for a 2008 conviction for maintaining a dope house, initially lied to officers after getting pulled over, identifying himself as Kareem Johnson. Considering that he recently played in the D-League, as a member of the Los Angeles Defenders which is the Lakers affiliate, Whaley may have chose the alias as a combination of 2 of your more sicker Lakers in franchise history; Kareem Adul-Jabbar and Magic Johnson.

Unfortunately the officers recognized Whaley from his brief career with the Jazz and after a routine search discovered a few baggies of marijuana aka “that sweet cheeba,” squeezed between his butt cheeks. No word if Whaley was carrying the fire and desire or some bammer. This is the second time that Whaley has been caught in Utah giving a false name. In 2005 Whaley and Deron Williams, both rookies at the time, were involved in an altercation at a Harry O’s bar in Park City with some beer-muscled Nuggets fans. Whaley gave the name “Bobby Wiiliams” and D-Will claimed he was “Torrey Ellis,” which easily would have been a more believable alias compared to Whaley’s choice, given that Williams actually does look like a dude named Torrey Ellis.

Whaley was taken to Salt Lake City jail where he is being held on $100,000 bail while prosecutors determine whether his crime is large enough to warrant prosecution before his extradition back to Michigan to face his other charge. Whaley has essentially become a real-life nastier version of Rick Fox’s legendary character Jackson Vahue from “Oz.” Via The Salt Lake City Tribune

WTF? Former NBA Star Busted For Pimping Minor

Former NBA star Alvin Robertson, the 7th overall pick in the 1984 NBA Draft, was arrested on charges of sexual assault of a child and sex trafficking after a 14 year old girl claim that Robertson and 6 other way-too thirsty dudes (allegedly) kidnapped her and forced her to dance at a strip club and turn tricks, which apparently aren’t really for kids. Robertson was selected to 4 All-Star games during his career and is one of only a handful of players to ever record a quadruple-double in an NBA game.

Lil’ Wayne once said, “body of a woman so her age meant nothing,” but in America (minus Hawaii where pretty much anything goes) this couldn’t be any further from the truth. Especially when you consider that Robertson has already done hard time for getting too violent with one of his boos back in the late 90’s and almost went back to jail in 2002 after getting Kobe’d before Kobe (if you can dig).

This whole story sounds crazier than a bird, why the hell would 7 people, including Robertson, who is something like a legend in the San Antonio area where he played with the Spurs, try to kidnap a young beezy and put her on the track? Common sense would have dictated that this probably wasn’t a good idea, but until more information is released, no one can be sure what really went down.

Video of Gorgeous Dre, a legendary mack who almost faced a life sentence for pimping minors, after the jump…

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That’s Your Azz: Jayson Williams Gets 5 Years

A little more than 8 years to the day that former NBA legend Jayson Williams accidentally murked his limo driver Costas “Gus” Christofi, he was sentenced to 5 years in prison after entering a guilty plea to aggravated assault last month. Williams has been out on bail for 8 years while the slow arm of the law took it’s course and has spent a lot of that time getting it cracking and living it up, with the prison term looming on his mind like a light bill does to dudes in the hood (well at least those who don’t roll with Katt Williams).

Williams has been very apologetic about the “accidental death,” and broke bread with Christofi’s family to the tune of nearly $3 million, after settling a wrongful death suit back in 2003. Now he will be in constant fear of getting his cakes beat for at least the next 18 months, when he is eligible for parole. Hopefully Williams will serve out his time without taking the Jackson Vahue route, but he likes to get active so it may be inevitable. All we can tell Jayson is this, “do your duty, to protect your booty.”

Video of a tearful (and fidgety) Jayson Williams apologizing during sentencing after the jump…

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Legendary Cali Baller Pinched In Bay Area Robbery

It’s a cold game out there, and this dude didn’t get to keep the sweater he grabbed. Dommanic Ingerson, a Bay Area hoop legend that balled at both McClymonds High School in the Oak (right) and finished his career at Santa Barbara High School, was recently arrested after allegedly robbing two women in downtown Oakland and then jumping into Lake Merritt. The trivest part is that Ingerson swam across the lake for about a half an hour, exiting the lake bucky-naked to a waiting group of po po, who cuffed him and took him to the crazy house for some evaluation. For those that have had the opportunity to see or play with Ingram (present company included), this isn’t too far-fetched.

The story goes that Ingerson was mashing around the Oak, where he allegedly stole one woman’s jacket and then proceeded to snatch another woman’s purse . Apparently a group of citizens on patrol spotted Ingerson committing the crimes and proceeded to chase him for a time, before Ingerson decided that his best option was to jump into the lake. The legend swam about 400 yards in total, and at some point decided to remove his clothing, possibly to improve his stroke. Sadly Ingerson was photographed in his birthday suit, which definitely adds some flavor to the story.

Ingerson was a legend across the state and at tournaments across the country for his balling exploits. Notorious for O.P.’ing (Over-Popping) his collar during games, at a level comparable to how Doug Christie shows love to his boo, Ingerson had a swag already during his high school days. Known for his hot temper, but also for his ability to get buckets at will, Ingerson a great mixture of speed and a killer instict. Ingerson had the ability to single-handedly dominate games, but some times his hot head needed cool water. During his senior season at Santa Barbara high, he led his squad to a 27-3 record and the state quarterfinals, but was suspended for the first game of the playoffs after getting ejected in the final game of the regular season. Via The Oakland Tribune

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Sapp Pinched In South Beach For Domestic Dispute

Former Miami Hurricane, NFL legend and current NFL Network analyst Warren Sapp was pinched by the popo Saturday and charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery after getting into an altercation with a girl who claimed she was dating him Saturday in his room at the Shore Club hotel. The woman claims that Sapp physically assaulted her and threw her out of his room early Saturday morning, and she later filed charges against him. Sapp claims that he told the woman to bounce because he was expecting company and that she feel as he was escorting her out.

Either way Sapp was arrested and taken to jail, where he will see a judge today so that he can get released in time to at least watch the Super Bowl. Sapp was suppose to be apart of the NFL Network’s NFL Gameday Morning show, but the Network released a statement announcing that Sapp was no longer apart of the show:

We have been made aware of the arrest of Warren
Sapp by the Miami Beach Police Department. In light of these
circumstances, Warren Sapp will not appear on NFL Network while we
review the matter.

Video of another Sapp altercation after the jump…

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Blame It On The Captain: Maualuga DUI Video

After getting busted last week for DUI following an accident in Kentucky, police released Rey Maualuga’s DUI video Monday. It’s safe to say that Maualuga was loose off of that proverbial goose, which in this case was a steady diet of Captain and Cokes. Maualuga was riding dirty with 2 female passengers who are both high school students.

Even though that may seem a little sketchball, neither of the girls with Maualuga were arrested or cited for being under the influence which definitely bodes well for the Bengals linebacker, who is only a couple of years older than the beezie’s he was riding with.

This video shows Maualuga appearing to be buzzed as he has trouble answering some basic questions, and admitting to getting his drink on before the accident. Maualuga broke the cardinal rule, always deny…no matter what.

Ghettooh: Dude Tasered At High School BBall Game

Guaranteed this kid wanted to yell, “Don’t taser me bro,” but by then it was already too late. It’s not clear what set these whole events into motion, but what is clear is that this little melee was on like some donkey kong. Via World Star Hip Hop