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In The Face: Derrick Favors Demoralizes Euro Square

Dunk Score: 9.7

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Even though the Russian and Jigga man missed out on acquiring services of the one and only LeBron James, the Nets owners have to be somewhat encouraged by 3rd overall draft Derrick Favors. Especially after catching a glimpse of this nasty posterization by favors on some unsuspecting square during an NBA Summer League game in Orlando.

The former Georgia Tech star banged on some Euro Slava Kravstov, which is the main reason why the dunk didn’t receive a higher score. Because as everyone already knows, Euros are traditionally dunk bait material and as such are easy targets to get sharted on.

In The Face (Kinda): Farmar Dunks On Kevin Garnett

Dunk Score: 9.4

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On the low, Jordan Farmar is one of the most athletic dudes in the NBA, although it hasn’t necessarily translated into a slew of ridiculous bang-outs during his career. Farmar did manage to get one of the sicker dunks of his career Tuesday night during Game 6 of the NBA Finals. Midway through the 2nd quarter, Farmar caught it ahead of the pack and managing to somewhat shit on a certified 7-footer and hall of famer in Kevin Garnett. What proved to be even more demoralizing for KG was Farmar briefly staring him down. Even though Garnett probably didn’t see it, everyone else did, giving Farmar some (minimal) street cred with the various A-listers and hangout guys in attendance.

Shannon Brown’s high-flying dunks from Game 6 after the jump…

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In The Face: Amar’e Bangs On Gasol’s Head

Dunk Score: 9.3

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Admittedly not that great, but any time you get to see a 7-foot Euro like Pau Gaso get banged on by a beast like Amar’e Stoudamire, it deserves some recognition. Sadly it will be Amar’e’s last bangout of the season…and quite possibly as a member of the Suns.

In The Face: Tony Allen Sharts On Antawn Jamison

Dunk Score: 9.9

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After Antawn Jamison demoralized Kendrick Perkins earlier in the series, Tony Allen defended his teammates honor nicely, cocking back and banging on Jamison with extreme hostility. Even though the game was close at this point, it was obvious that the Cavs were just trying to hold on.

Unfortunately Jamison got a hold on Tony Allen’s nuts, as they swiftly brushed against his chin. Look at Jamison’s face during the replays, he realizes very early that he is about to get banged on and there is nothing that he can do about it…except get somebody to wipe his face.

Tony Allen’s locker room interview following the Celtics series win after the jump…
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BYD: Irina Sheik Bikini Pics

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This should make the weekend a lot more better (project English). Irina Sheik exudes the qualities of a dime, shinning like the Sun and/or a flossy gold veneer. More pics after the jump.
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In The Face: Jamison Punches It On Kendrick Perkins

“That’s how you interrupt somebody making a point.”

Dunk Score: 9.8

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After Antawn Jamison bang on Kendrick Perkins like this it looked like the Cavs were ready to stop playing around and really do some work. Mark Jackson described it perfectly as Jamison literally “punched” it on the slow to recover Perkins, who suffered a grill defecation as a result.

Unfortunately Rajon Rondo and them had other plans as the Celtics outshined King James to even the series. At least Jamison will have reason to smile during film session.

In The Face: Future Blue Devil Dookies On Square

Dunk Score: 9.6

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Now what we have right here is Kyrie Irving, a 6′3 baller out of the legendary St. Patrick High in New Jersey demoralizing some unfortunate square during a recent game. It’s always sad when you not only get dunked on whilst fouling the dude banging on you, but also come crashing to the ground and proceed to roll around for a few seconds, just drawing more attention and humiliation. Geez.

Irving was named co-MVP of the 2010 Jordan Brand Classic and is already signed on to play with Coach K next season as the Duke looks to grab another Natty.

In The Face: Mo Williams Yams On The Truth

Dunk Score: 9.7

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Whoever thinks that big things don’t come in small packages obviously hasn’t seen Mini-Me’s wanker or this demoralizing dunk by Mo Williams all up in the grill of Paul Pierce during Game 1 of the Celtics-Cavs Eastern semis. Williams has been known to have somewhat of a boost, but everyone in the arena, including Mo Williams, was surprised at this posterization. Paul Pierce thought he had a block, or at least a hard foul, but ended up with a grill sandwich with extra man-mayo.

King James & Mo Williams discussing the dunk after the jump…
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