Ghettooh: Dude Tasered At High School BBall Game

Guaranteed this kid wanted to yell, “Don’t taser me bro,” but by then it was already too late. It’s not clear what set these whole events into motion, but what is clear is that this little melee was on like some donkey kong. Via World Star Hip Hop

Creeper Alert: Track Coach Accused Of Taking Cookie

After an extended hiatus, Creeper Alert makes it’s way back on the track (no pun intended) with this dude, Tommie Boyd, who just his extended hiatus extended ended after catching 3 cases for messing with some minors that were members of the track team that he was coaching at Fraser high school in the Detroit area. Apparently Boyd played for the Lions in the late 90’s, but if he did, it wasn’t often because nobody seems to remember this dude except for die-hard Lions fans, of which there are few and far between.

Boyd is accused of rolling with the “grass-on-the-field-play-ball” theory, allegedly engaging in a relationship with a 14 year girl that began in 2007 and continued through 2009. His is also accused of smashing 2 other teenage girls while coaching at the school. One, is tough, two is touger, but 3? damn that is doing way too much and making the block hotter than July.

Never one to jump to conclusions the case should take it’s course, but any dude who choses to coach minors faces this potential risk of something cracking like this. If convicted could be looking at life in prison. Damn life, that may as well be a million years. Michigan, consider yourself alerted.Via ProFootballTalk

This Kid Has Boosties: 8th Grader Bangs Out

I know that kids are on some other stuff nowadays with technological advancement and all of that nonsense, but any time that an 8th grader gets a dunk in a game, it has to be addressed. This dude right here, LaDerian King has a boost like a midget in an arcade in his attempt to soar with the eagles. As anybody that has dunked on a regulation hoop can tell you, the first one in a game always makes your heart flutter.

In The Face: White Men Can Jump

Dunk Score: 9.5

Now what we have right here is a classic example of white-on-white violence, and one of the rare times when a white dude not only bangs out, but manages to catch another white dude slipping, bashes in his grill and gets the foul. After a banging on like this, the kid who delivered it is definitely worthy of a solid tug from the opposing team’s dimest cheerleader–just as long as she is of legal age to consent or can keep it on the down low…unlike R. Kelly.

The white guy shitting-on each other phenomenon may become an often occurrence, if the shady AABA All-White league actually gets off the ground, but that joint will probably last as long as the average square could with Kim Kardashian. For those unaware, those cakes will ravage you.

In The Face: High School Edition

Dunk Score: 9.6

For this installment for ITF, we take it back to Columbus Ohio to check out East High School’s Jerry Dixon catching yet another defender slipping and proceeding to deliver the devastating facial. This time it’s on an out of bounds lob over a much larger defender. This dude has got boosties to say the least. Dixon is showing that big things come in small packages. Via CityLeagueHoops.TV

Damn: Kid Gets Cracked During Football Game

Keep your eyes focused on the center of the screen, as the running takes the handoff a linebacker steps up and lays the wood on the little guy. You can hear the hit for nearly 40-feet away and the crowd’s reaction is almost instant. Wish it was a little longer to see the aftermath, but it gets the job done.

In The Face Double Feature: High School Edition

Dunk Score: 9.3

This dude Jerry Dixon, has some serious boosts as evidenced by his sharting all over this defender. Some times it’s better to just give up the easy bucket, then to get be a hero and get banged on. You can save yourself a ton of humiliation and not cost yourself any potential hojos for being that guy.

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LOL: Next Time, Just Use A Trampoline

It doesn’t take long to realize that this was definitely a bad idea.