Sick Shot: Kobe Returns And Hits Game-Winner

After that shady ankle injury caused Kobe to miss the last 5 games, plus the All-Star festivities, the legend came back like 2-3, hitting this clutch game-winning 3-pointer with his squad down 2. Kobe didn’t look too rusty after the time off putting up 32 points, 7 rebounds and 6 dimes, and it didn’t hurt that it was against the Grizzlies. The Lake Show minus Kobe looked decent but with him back in the lineup they look like contenders once again. With the Cavs nasty interesting trade still needing to work play itself out the 2nd-best dude in the League, now has the top squad for the time being.

Questionable: T.O. Hits Catwalk For NY Fashion Week

When T.O. signed a modeling contract late last year with Wilhemina Models, I didn’t really know what to expect from the dude infamous for loving himself about as much as a man should. Needless to say, it definitely wasn’t Owens on the catwalk rocking a fit that makes him look like the Black Brulander (Bruno/Zoolander), but anything is possible. Owens participated in Richie Rich’s A*Muse Fashion show earlier this week, where he did his best runway model impersonation looking like a typical dude in Atlanta in the middle of summer. If I didn’t know that T.O. has options like stocks, I might have to question his manhood after a stunt like this. Via Huffington Post

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LOL: Rex Ryan’s Gut Hanging Low During Jersey Swap

Even if you hate the Jets, you can’t help but roll with their head coach Rex Ryan who has done as much legendary stuff in one full year as a head coach, than most will do in their entire careers. He may look like a fuller John Goodman, or the type of dude that makes routine visits to Guatamela to get his NAMBLA on, but he is definitely the type of coach that you have to love as a player. Ryan was in Carolina yesterday for the Panthers game, rocking a Phillies jersey for some apparent reason even though they weren’t even playing in the game.

Eventually a group of Panthers cheerleaders convinced Ryan to change into a Panthers jersey where he not only exposed a Jets t-shirt underneath the Phillies jersey he was taking off, but also an enormous boiler that could take a train around the world about 26 times. Rumor has it the girls offered Ryan all the hot dogs he could eat and a courtesy oil check (but not for his car) for the swapping jerseys and he gladly obliged.

‘SC Cheerleaders Looking Like Juwanna Menn

Is it just me or do these beezies kind look like dudes dressed in drag. Damn, the squad usually known for producing winners, appears to now be catering to chicken dinners. Looks like the USC Song Girl squad is the latest victim of the “Ho-cession,” as I can honestly say I wouldn’t about 66% of this picture due to overwhelming grissue concerns. Or better yet, I wouldn’t enjoy it, but as a wise man once said, “a nut is a nut, even if the look is butt.” Via Busted Coverage

Creeper Alert: Track Coach Accused Of Taking Cookie

After an extended hiatus, Creeper Alert makes it’s way back on the track (no pun intended) with this dude, Tommie Boyd, who just his extended hiatus extended ended after catching 3 cases for messing with some minors that were members of the track team that he was coaching at Fraser high school in the Detroit area. Apparently Boyd played for the Lions in the late 90’s, but if he did, it wasn’t often because nobody seems to remember this dude except for die-hard Lions fans, of which there are few and far between.

Boyd is accused of rolling with the “grass-on-the-field-play-ball” theory, allegedly engaging in a relationship with a 14 year girl that began in 2007 and continued through 2009. His is also accused of smashing 2 other teenage girls while coaching at the school. One, is tough, two is touger, but 3? damn that is doing way too much and making the block hotter than July.

Never one to jump to conclusions the case should take it’s course, but any dude who choses to coach minors faces this potential risk of something cracking like this. If convicted could be looking at life in prison. Damn life, that may as well be a million years. Michigan, consider yourself alerted.Via ProFootballTalk

LOL: Shaq Kisses Daniel Baldwin @ Cavs-Blazers Game

This is just another reason why nothing sucks about being a Baldwin, that is of course, if the Baldwin’s like kissing large Black men. Whilst most of America was tuning in to watch the NFL Playoffs, there was other things of interest going down in the sports world. During the Cavs-Blazers game Shaq displayed a softer side, acting somewhat fruitty-bootyish, but all in good fun as King James’ squad smashed Portland in front of their home crowd.

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Boise State Cowbell Girl Lackluster At Fiesta Bowl

UPDATE: So apparently the girl featured in this video is blind, which really doesn’t change a thing in my book. Even Stevie Wonder knows how to smile and perform with some pep in his step. Not being able to see is no excuse for not bringing excitement and energy.

That’s really good technically, but it lacks passion. I want to see some passion here.

Erin Andrews Speaks On Peeper’s Guilty Plea

EA’s got a little Owen Wilson going on there.

Erin Andrews appeared shook as she met with the media in Los Angeles regarding the guilty plea entered by Michael David Barrett, the man who secretly filmed her on numerous occasions through hotel peepholes. Andrews appeared in court today to speak out against Barrett and demand that he be punished to the furthest extent of the law. Barrett’s stalking crime is punishable by a maximum of 5 years in prison, but given his cooperation, the prosecution is only aiming for a 27 month sentence. We just said damn, that ain’t even half.

This is a huge break for Barrett, considering that Andrews’ legal team claims that the creeper did the same thing with more than a dozen other women. While this may be the case, guaranteed none of them were as hot as Andrews, who claims to still be under some emotional duress, with videos of her naked carcass still floating around the matrix for the world to see. Andrews said she wanted to make sure that this wouldn’t happen to someone else in her position.

The judge in the case still has to review a final report before determining the length of Barrett’s sentence. But the reality is that 27 months will be plenty of time for a few peeps to get in his hole, if you smell what I’m cooking (it smells something like shitty dick). If Barrett is smart he will shave his teeth to resemble a vampire and not wipe his ass for a few years.

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