Jenn Sterger Claims Favre Sent Her Pics Of His Meat

Brett Favre may be in some hot water after a story released on Deadspin earlier today accused the allegedly retired future hall of famer of sending several pictures of his meat to former Jets sideline reporter (and Chaser favorite) Jenn Sterger.

Several emails between Sterger and Deadspin editor (and resident dime-dropper) Daulerio were released by the site along with a claim that Sterger said that Favre tried to holler at her on numerous occasions.

Sterger claims that despite repeated attempts by far to see what that proverbial “thang” smell like, she wasn’t rolling with Big Brett (or little Brett) because he was old, married and kinda creepy.

Now that the dime has been dropped on Favre’s thirst, it will be interesting to see how the mainstream media reacts to one of the biggest legends in NFL history’s questionable attempts at side-booing.

Wonder if he’ll get the Tiger treatment, or get a pass from all those that were so quick to hate on Woods when his side-hustle got compromised. Via Deadspin

Holler Back…Again: Brett Favre (Allegedly) Retires

Word on the street is that the Legend that is Brett Favre told Vikings personnel, coaches and players that he plans on retiring…again, thus ending a summer-long spectacle of and ending the career of one of the greatest to ever do it.

Favre has been texting various football luminaries and squares confirming the rumor but until he makes an official announcement, there is a reasonable doubt like that first Jigga album.

As to be expected, nobody is really certain at this point if Favre is serious, and we probably won’t have an answer until at least December. If Favre’s decision does hold up, this may actually turn out to be a blessing in disguise as Sage Rosenfels is capable of utilizing all of the weapons that the Vikings have to offer.

Let’s not forget about Purple Jesus aka Adrian Peterson. The dude is a beast and after helping trick off last season with some questionable ballhandling like Al Bundy, should be ready for another breakout season.

You never know with Favre though, when you have that itch that just can’t be scratched and you start to feel that shine go away, it’s hard to say goodbye. One of Favre’s other retirement speeches, just as a quick refresher course on what to expect, after the jump…

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Duh: Heat Fire Majority Of Season Ticket Sales Team

At least one aspect of the Miami community (unlike the local strip clubs) has felt a negative impact with King James’ decision to bounce (like roundball) to South Beach–the Heat season ticket staff. A team once known for having difficulty slanging tickets to the uppity South Beach scene, now must feel something like Marlo, when he got his package back out.

There is no need for the Heat to have a full-time crew of workers trying to convince people to buy tickets to come see the likes of LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Juwan Howard, Mike Miller not to mention Carlos Arroyo and Eddie House. Heat tickets are now something similar to Coldplay tickets–once them joints go on sale, you better be ready to scoop them up quick or have to scalp them later and pay that luxury tax.

Everyone has been trying to slight LeBron for his decision, claiming he was now merely a subject in Wade county. The reality is that King James is an international icon, that can slang jerseys, tickets and allow TV networks to up those ad fees because of the enormous viewing audience he will attract for even the Heat’s wackest game.

Even Shaq and D-Wade had trouble selling out the arena, but that is a problem that King James won’t have for the foreseeable future. Via Miami Herald

Jailbait: Little Kardashian (Jenner) Hollers At Modeling

The older of the 2 mini Kardashian (Jenner) sisters has finally made her modeling debut…and in true Kardashian style.  Kendall,  The Kardashian’s younger half sister (daughter of Bruce and Kris Jenner) released her first photo shoot, after creating a buzz when she accompanied Kim and Kourtney to the Twilight Movie Premier a couple weeks ago.

She’s only 14, so boys let’s keep it in the pants, but I will say that she is stunningly beautiful and has legs that go for days…good luck little Kardashian, and plleeeease wait at least 4 years before you release the sex tape. Via Kim Kardashian’s site

Also, if you’re friends with Roman Polanski…PLEASE DON’T SEND HIM THIS LINK…more pics after the jump…

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Now It’s Really Time To Celebrate LeBronukkah!

Let’s be honest, when football and basketball are on hiatus, the sports landscape is, for lack of a better word, boo boo. But with arguably the most ridiculous free agency period in NBA history now underway, basketball has never been more relevant. The various (social) media outlets are buzzing with what the future holds, as every team in the league looks to make their next move their best one and find some long term stability.

LeBron James, Dwyane Wade & Chris Bosh are the marquee names in the mix, but with several other stars deciding whether to stay with their current squads or bounce for greener pastures, this thing is going to be exciting. Almost everybody has their sources, trying to kick knowledge about who’s going where, but around these parts we prefer to wait and see.

Much talk has been made about the potential 3-headed monster in Miami, but the real question is which owner is going to have the biggest huevos, to move and shake to create a legitimate contender. When playing with big chips, the luxury tax means nothing. What we do know is that even the brightest star (see King James) can’t do it alone.

In order to win a ring in this NBA, teams have to follow the blueprint of the Lakers, Celtics and Spurs–2 to 3 hall of famers, mixed with 1 to 2 stars (current or in the making) a few old grizzled legends and a couple of weenies. It will be interesting to see which guys will make moves for the dough and which ones will chose their destination for the ring.

Mazel Teezy For Sheezy!

WTF? Zambrano Goes Crazy In Cubs Dugout

Looks like Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano got a little bit of that ‘roid rage. After giving up 4 runs in the 1st inning, Zambrano threw a tantrum in the dugout, getting into it with first baseman Derek Lee, who can be seen telling Zambrano to “shut the f@*k up.” For his outburst Zambrano was slapped with an indefinite suspension with some anger management classes likely on the horizon.

Spotted: Return Of Andy Garcia’s Legendary Mustache

Andy Garcia continued to add to his lore during Game 6 of the NBA Finals, rocking the same legendary Colonel Sanders-looking mustache that he sported during Game 2 in LA. Even though the ’stache makes Garcia look pretty ridiculous, he has enough swag in his bag to pull these types of facial stylings off. The Lake Show is 1-1 when Garcia rocks the legendary ’stache, but it did witness the Lakers servicing of the C’s Tuesday night. There’s no telling if Garcia will keep the look going for Game 7, but if so, guaranteed he will get some love from ABC during the standard montage of stars in attendance, which has become a staple of Lakers games.

That’s Your Azz: NCAA Sanctions USC For Infractions

Judgment day finally came for USC, as the NCAA handed down numerous sanctions for various infractions by the program, mainly involving 2 of the school’s bigger Legends: Reggie Bush and O.J. Mayo. The biggest tramp in this whole situation is Pete Carroll, who basically bounced on the program for the NFL when they needed him most. The basketball team already put themselves in self-check last year, punishing a team and coach that had nothing to do with the shady shenanigans, by imposing a postseason ban.

On Thursday it was the football’s teams turn to get the proverbial NCAA boot up their azz, as the Trojans were hit with a 2-year postseason ban as well as a reduction in scholarships over the next few seasons. This is probably the worst possible timing the Pac-10 currently looking to expand by adding several teams from the Big 12, including Texas, the squad that served the Trojans in the legendary Natty game a few years ago.

The biggest winner in this whole situation is Rick Neuheisel and the UCLA football squad, who should see an influx of top talent from the region, as many prospects might see the postseason ban as something that they aren’t willing to roll with.