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FBF: Volume 201 (aka That “Bummer League” Edition)

FBF: Volume 201 (aka That “Bummer League” Edition)

Cheeks Here! It’s the offseason which means its time to kick off that Bummer League, where Fat Booty! goes to prepare for the next level. Enjoy! Follow @twitter Tweet

by × July 18, 2014 × 0 comments

Brighten My Day, Celebrity, NBA

Ohio Couple’s Wedding Features Groomsmen Rocking LeBron Jerseys

Ohio Couple’s Wedding Features Groomsmen Rocking LeBron Jerseys

Now that LeBron has returned to Cleveland, fans are going out of their to way to prove that they were just bullshitting (and you know this man) with all of the LeBrateration. The latest example comes from an Ohio couple that celebrated the King’s triumphant return to the perpetual shithole […]

by × July 17, 2014 × 0 comments

Brighten My Day, Celebrity, NBA, NFL

The LeBron and Johnny Manziel Billboard That Should Be in Cleveland

The LeBron and Johnny Manziel Billboard That Should Be in Cleveland

Now that Cleveland has Johnny Manziel and LeBron James running the sports scene, it is only right that a billboard like this graces the downtown Cleveland skyline in the near future. Although time will tell if Manziel lives up to all the hype, LeBron has been living up to his […]

by × July 11, 2014 × 0 comments

Brighten My Day, Fat Booty Friday, Swag

FBF: Volume 200 (aka That “6oin6 Back” Edition)

FBF: Volume 200 (aka That “6oin6 Back” Edition)

We present this edition of Fat Booty! Friday in honor of the Legend that is LeBron Raymone James and his decision to make a triumphant return back to Cleveland to play for the Cavs. Even though Cleveland is shitty, LeBron isn’t, so we dedicate these cheeks to you black man. […]

by × July 11, 2014 × 0 comments

Brighten My Day, Celebrity, NBA

Heat Owner Micky Arison Sends Classy Tweet After LeBron Plays Him to the Left for Cavs

Heat Owner Micky Arison Sends Classy Tweet After LeBron Plays Him to the Left for Cavs

For all those wondering how Miami Heat owner Micky Arison would respond to LeBron’s decision to take his talents back to Cleveland, Arison proved to display a level of class that was in stark contrast to Cavs owner Dan Gilbert’s hater letter back in 2010. After news broke, Arison sent […]

by × July 11, 2014 × 0 comments

Brighten My Day, Jajaja, NBA

Cavs Owner Dan Gilbert’s New Open Letter to LeBron

Cavs Owner Dan Gilbert’s New Open Letter to LeBron

You may recall that after LeBron dipped from Cleveland back in 2010, Cavs owner sent out a scathing open letter written in comic sans, blasting LeBron’s decision and basically equated him to being the property of Cleveland and the Cavs. Tonight Show writer Mike DiCenzo released an updated 2.0 version of […]

by × July 11, 2014 × 0 comments

Brighten My Day, In the Face, Video

In The Face: Dude Gets Laughed at After Humiliating One-Handed Facial

In The Face: Dude Gets Laughed at After Humiliating One-Handed Facial

Dunk Score: 9.8 If you were interested in a solid definition for “Chin Nuts,” look no further than this recently posted clip on vine of a dude getting embarrassed by a one-handed dunk to his dome during a pickup game. The best part is the chick jajaja’ing in the background. […]

by × July 10, 2014 × 0 comments

Brighten My Day, Celebrity, Fat Booty Friday, Swag

FBF: Volume 199 (aka That “Cheekdependence Day” Edition)

FBF: Volume 199 (aka That “Cheekdependence Day” Edition)

If loving Fat Booty! is wrong, I don’t want to be right. God bless America and happy Cheekdepence Day! Follow @twitter Tweet

by × July 4, 2014 × 0 comments