Justifyable Caking: Reggie & Kim K In Costa Rica
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March 12, 2010
When your boo has a shooter like McGavin, then it’s never a bad idea to take her on a vacation to Costa Rica to see what that thang look (and smell) like in a bikini. After winning the Super Bowl and his job in New Orleans Reggie Bush is probably feeling on top of the world with that roster bonus hitting like some switches in Cali circa 1994, so he took his boo Kim Kardashian way down south for a couple days of relaxing and smashing to boot. Guaranteed Reggie was like a squirrel preparing for the winter.
More pics of Kim’s cakes after the jump…
Guess Who’s Bizzack: Marion Jones Signs With WNBA
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March 11, 2010
After the humiliation of her steroid usage and doing hard time in the clink for lying to federal investigators about juicing and for her participation in check fraud scheme, former track legend Marion Jones is back like cooked crack (as if it ever left) agreeing to a deal with the WNBA’s Tulsa Shock. Jones had previously been training in San Antonio with their WNBA squad, the Silver Stars in hopes of making a return to the sport that she dominated during her college days at North Carolina, winning the Natty in 1994 as the squad’s starting point guard. Now she team up with another former NCAA Champion, with former Arkansas head coach Nolan Richardson serving in the same position with the shock.
Even though the Silver Stars weren’t rolling with Jones she has found a home not too far away and will now train in Tulsa until the WNBA season kicks off in a few months. This is great news for Jones, who served 6 months in prison and was stripped of all her Olympic medals as a result of the steroid scandal. The Shock probably won’t contend for a championship, but it will allow Jones to move on with her life and give her the opportunity to get her shine on professionally in a new sport.
Video of Jones’ introductory press conference with the Shock after the jump…
Break Bread: Eagles Give Vick Roster Bonus
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March 10, 2010
Vick was in Baltimore Tuesday where he received the Ed Block Courage Award as the Eagles selection.
Mike Vick did enough work during his limited action in 2009 for the Eagles to decide to keep him on the roster (at least for now) and pay him a $1.5 million bonus Wednesday. Vick signed a 2-year deal with Philly after getting released from prison last summer and is scheduled to make more than $5 mill this season. Even though the Eagles decided to break bread with the multi-talented quarterback, odds are they will try to move him via trade, most likely for a 2nd round pick or comparable compensation but only if the deal is right.
The Eagles currently have 3 quarterbacks on the roster, with Donovan McNabb remaining the starter after signing an extension last summer that has him under contract through 2010. But with a $6 million roster bonus scheduled to hit on Cinco de Mayo, it wouldn’t be surprising if the Eagles tried to unload D-Mac to save some cheese. It’s a safe bet that between McNabb, Vick and the other solid backup Kevin Kolb, one of these men will not be with the squad come opening kickoff. Vick is the likely choice, considering that he has made it known that he wants to start. But that’s not really up to him and could be tough titty as an old head would say.
It’s baffling that a team with a quarterback deficiency, like say the Rams, would not be willing to part with their 2nd round pick in exchange for one of the most dynamic quarterbacks in NFL history. Vick still has a solid arm, great wheels and a lot left in the tank. Why risk a draft pick on an unproven player when you can have Vick, which would guarantee a boost in attendance and jersey sales.
You Go Girl: Ruth Lovelace Wins PSAL Championship
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March 9, 2010
The Chaser would like to give a special “Unome” to New York’s Boys & Girls High school head coach Ruth Lovelace, who became the first woman to win the coveted PSAL Championship in boys basketball last Saturday at Madison Square Garden. The win marked Boys & Girls first PSAL Championship since 1979 and ended a drought in what was the school’s 3rd appearance in the finals in the last 4 years. Entering the title game against Cardozo, another legendary New York public school program, Boy & Girls overcame a 10-point deficit to secure Lovelace’s place in history.
Lovelace has been the coach at Boys & Girls since 1993, when she was given the position at only 24 years old. Although it took 17 years for Lovelace to win her first PSAL title, she has been successful in her coaching career, going to the playoffs in every season and gaining notoriety throughout the world thanks to various pieces done on interesting relationship between hard-nosed female coach and teenage boys. Whilst most dudes would look down on a female coach and treat her like Rhea Perlman got did in “Sunset Park,” Lovelace ain’t with all that and is notorious for her fiery coaching style in which she holds no punches.
In case you haven’t seen Lovelace in action, check out a video of her punking dudes after the jump…
BYD: Irina Sheik Looking Right In Some Swimsuits
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March 3, 2010
Hamburger! Even though we roll with T3, we will never hate on DSL. Especially when a dime like Irina Sheik has it as a key attribute. Sheik is looking beyond qualified to be satisfied in these swimsuit pics and has eyes like Evil-Lyn from the Masters of the Universe movie many moons ago. Sheik is a dime though and we are rolling like some squares at EDC.
More pics after the jump…
Sean Payton Deebo’s Jerry Jones’ Bottle Of Wine
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March 2, 2010
After moderately stunning the world and bringing the first Super Bowl to New Orleans, Sean Payton probably feels like he has king kong-sized balls right now, even though in reality they may be closer to the size of malt balls. The Saints head coach, in Indianapolis this past week attending the Combine, put them on display during a dinner with some friends and members of his staff at the legendary St. Elmo Steak House (food is pretty decent, except for the shrimp cocktail, which is fire and desire).
As Payton’s crew was getting their grub on, and pig out (you’ve seen what NFL coaches look like), word spread that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, set to have dinner the following night at the restaurant in the same private room, reserved a bottle of Caymus Special Selection, of which there was only one remaining. Unfortunately Payton, who spent 3 seasons on the Cowboys staff as an assistant coach before taking over in New Orleans, had other plans in mind. Payton somehow convinced (probably broke some bread) the waiter to give his crew the bottle and proceed to get their proverbial drank on.
After the group finished the fine wine Payton decided to kick it up another notch, autographing the bottle and demanding that they leave it on the table for Jones to see the next night. Payton left the following message on the bottle:
WHO DAT!
World Champions XLIV
Sean Payton
You definitely can’t say that Payton doesn’t have some marbles, but guaranteed Jerry Jones isn’t going to forget it, or let it ride. Karma is a beezy. Via SI
Safe For Jerk (SFJ): Beezies Jazzercise At Suns Game
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March 2, 2010
Any time I hear some Brittney Spears for some reason it makes me a little thirstier than average. Coupled with damn near 200 cougars of all shapes and sizes jazzercising in unison and there you have it–the woody is ready like spaghetti. Guaranteed their was after make-up of cougar including the Ferrari, Cadillac, Trans Am and Taurus distinctions as well as a few hoopties.
Boo Spotting: Kim Kardashian Wearing Booty Pants
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February 26, 2010
Reggie Bush’s boo was spotted (as usual) mashing around the Greater Los Angeles area wearing some of those booty pants that can even make a girl with no cheeks look like Serena. But not in Kim’s case, because her cheek game is buttoned up like a super-duper remote control. Whenever Ms. Kardashian takes it to the concrete, you know dudes (and a few beezies) are going to break their neck like Christopher Reeve trying to get an up close and personal glimpse to see what’s really good.
Check out some more pics of Kim, including a few displaying a solid moose knuckle, after the jump…
