Ewww: Dicky V Gets His Groove On With Erin Andrews

Pop Quiz: If you know that a decently dime sideline reporter just went through a horrific incident, where she was videotaped ironing in the nude by some creepy old guy, and you yourself are indeed a creepier older guy, would you try and force her to dance with you (to “Livin’ On A Prayer”) during a basketball game with cameras rolling? Apparently Dick Vitale didn’t have the right answer for this question and Erin Andrews was yet again victimized by a sketchy-looking old head. The video was shot during ACC Tourney last week, when Vitale basically forced Andrews to dance with him as both her face and body were saying, “No thanks old dude.” Andrews played it off decently though, appearing to at least be somewhat entertained, that is of course until she felt a little poke coming through from Dickie V. Via Deadspin

LOL: Charles Barkley Deebo’s Georgia Baller

Charles Barkley represents for his alma mater Auburn to the max, so he probably relished the opportunity to Deebo Georgia blogger and baller Connor Nolte as apart of the final installment of his site’s now notorious Gameday Trick Shot series. This is Barkley’s second appearance in a video for Passers Remorse, but this one is easily more legendary than the first video. Even though this was supposed a joke, Barkley throws all his massive body weight into the pad thrust, launching Nolte a few feet before he crashed into the ground. Any time you can get Charles Barkley to take some time out of his busy schedule to participate in an internet video, you have to call it a win.

In The Face x 2: Conference Tourney Facials

Dunk Score: 9.8

In case you’re unfamiliar with the Big West and more specifically Cal State Fullerton’s senior guard Gerard Anderson, then you should know that the dude is a beast. Anderson is the definition of a leaper and has already been featured previously in an ITF, after banging on UCLA’s Nikola Dragovic in an (sorta) upset win over the Bruins at Pauley Pavilion earlier this season. During the Titans Big West Tourney first round game against CSUN, Anderson took advantage of a little guy during a fast break, nearly jumping over Vinnie McGhee. Coincidentally McGhee now knows what “Chin Nuts” really are.

Tulsa guard Justin Hurtt’s legendary facial from earlier this week after the jump…

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ESPN Hires Pervert To Create Website Headlines

Doesn’t matter if they spit or swallow, they should still get a #1.

This ESPN.com front page headline that was prevalent throughout the better part of Thursday raises a question that I have pondered about several of my ex-girlfriend’s, side boo’s, late-night’s etc. throughout the course of my life. Generally whenever they rush to the bathroom post-slurp. Considering that Syracuse are the Orangemen it is a little clever, but still a little too edgy and perverted for the mainstream media. Leaves these types of headlines to the bloggers bros.

UGA Coach Mark Fox Hits Bucket Off The Shot Clock

You have to think that after seeing Georgia football coach Mark Richt hit a solid trick shot before a UGA basketball game this past January, Bulldogs basketball coach Mark Fox may have felt like his shine was being jacked. Deciding not to let it ride, Fox joined the ranks, hitting this respectable trick shot from the behind the hoop, managing to bounce it off the shot clock and straight through the net. The craziest part is that Fox actually made this shot twice in back-to-back attempts, which much like pimping, ain’t easy.

The shot was good enough to get the attention of the squares over at ESPN, who decided to lead off their Top 10 with it on Sportscenter Sunday night, after getting clearance from UGA redshirt forward Connor Nolte, who posted the video on his website as apart of his Gameday Trick Shot series, which is quickly becoming legendary. By Monday the World Wide Leader decided that the shot deserved a little bit more love, bumping it up to the #4 spot, surely giving Fox more mainstream shine than he expected when he decided to do Nolte a solid.

What’s even crazier is that Nolte has been waiting about a month to post a video of Coach Fox hitting this shot, as the original video was lost due to a shady charger frying his camera (ghettooh). Conveniently of all the shots that Nolte has posted, the Fox video was the only one that crapped out, but luckily he was able to re-shoot it, and the rest is history.

Connor isn’t eligible to play this year, but this video has definitely earned him some brownie points for next season, and hopefully a slew of courtesy hojos from one of the many dime co-eds that has been known to flock around campus. Or at least a better bag from the Hoop Girls…geez. Via Passers Remorse

Ghettooh: Steve Alford Calls BYU Player An A-Hole

What is it about the University of New Mexico that makes players and coaches want to get into some gangster ‘ish? First it was rookie football head coach Mike Locksley getting suspended for 10 days after choking out one of his assistant coaches. Then it was women’s soccer player Elizabeth Lambert debo’ing a player (coincidentally from BYU) during a loss in the Mountain West tourney. And now Steve Alford has joined the list after being caught on camera calling BYU senior forward Jonathan Tavernari an A-hole following the Lobos conference-clinching win Saturday night.

During the customary postgame handshakes, which are supposed to promote good sportsmanship, Alford and Tavernari got into a heated exchange as the coach followed the opposing player down the line as he was shaking hands. You can tell that Tavernari is the type of player that can definitely get under your skin, with a swag that could be mistaken for being a little too cocky. Tavernari tried to ease the tension by going into the Lobos locker room to apologize, but either way Alford is going to experience some moderate heat now that everybody has access to the tape.

The Mountain West is currently investigating the matter and guaranteed Alford will be forced to issue some form of public apology and be subject to reprimand by school officials. Alford’s punishment shouldn’t be too severe though because Tavernari really might be an A-hole and if Locksley only got 10 days for choking a dude and his team is nastier than all hell, then a Mountain West regular season title should only mean a slap on the wrist.

Video of the incident after the jump…

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Legendary Cali Baller Pinched In Bay Area Robbery

It’s a cold game out there, and this dude didn’t get to keep the sweater he grabbed. Dommanic Ingerson, a Bay Area hoop legend that balled at both McClymonds High School in the Oak (right) and finished his career at Santa Barbara High School, was recently arrested after allegedly robbing two women in downtown Oakland and then jumping into Lake Merritt. The trivest part is that Ingerson swam across the lake for about a half an hour, exiting the lake bucky-naked to a waiting group of po po, who cuffed him and took him to the crazy house for some evaluation. For those that have had the opportunity to see or play with Ingram (present company included), this isn’t too far-fetched.

The story goes that Ingerson was mashing around the Oak, where he allegedly stole one woman’s jacket and then proceeded to snatch another woman’s purse . Apparently a group of citizens on patrol spotted Ingerson committing the crimes and proceeded to chase him for a time, before Ingerson decided that his best option was to jump into the lake. The legend swam about 400 yards in total, and at some point decided to remove his clothing, possibly to improve his stroke. Sadly Ingerson was photographed in his birthday suit, which definitely adds some flavor to the story.

Ingerson was a legend across the state and at tournaments across the country for his balling exploits. Notorious for O.P.’ing (Over-Popping) his collar during games, at a level comparable to how Doug Christie shows love to his boo, Ingerson had a swag already during his high school days. Known for his hot temper, but also for his ability to get buckets at will, Ingerson a great mixture of speed and a killer instict. Ingerson had the ability to single-handedly dominate games, but some times his hot head needed cool water. During his senior season at Santa Barbara high, he led his squad to a 27-3 record and the state quarterfinals, but was suspended for the first game of the playoffs after getting ejected in the final game of the regular season. Via The Oakland Tribune

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In The Face x 2: College Edition

“That was the proverbial facial…”

Dunk Score: 9.75

For this special edition of ITF, we present a double-dose of that college pimping, with not one, but two ridiculous fastbreak shit-ons. The first features Virginia junior guard Mustapha Farrakhan (not to be confused with Malcolm Farrakhan aka Furious Styles) humiliating NC State’s Javier Gonzalez, who inexplicably tries to give Farrakhan a little nudge with his shoulder after getting demoralized like a chick on the Bang Bus.

Farrakhan’s grandfather is the legendary leader of the Nation of Islam Louis Farrakhan and needless to say, after a bang-out like this, Mustapha deserves a few bean pies and a solid bow-tie. I would say he also deserves a courtesy hojo from one of the lovely ladies that have been known to frolic in Charlottesville, but Allah might not be rolling with all of that.

Texas A&M’s Ray Turner yamming on Missouri’s Kim English (yes the dude’s name is Kim) after the jump…

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