Tim Tebow & Mom’s Wack Pro-Life Super Bowl Ad

Tim Tebow’s Mom may have been work back in her glory days, but if so, I definitely don’t see it. I tend to stay out of the whole abortion debate because as Tupac said, “since a man can’t make one, he has no right to tell a woman, when and where to create one.” Tebow and family probably got chipped nicely for this and since he is no longer just a businessman (he’s a Business Man) appearing in this commercial seemed only right.

You know the motto, “if you’re getting cheese, than it’s for sheez.” This commercial was decent because Tebow was in it, but really wasn’t that impactful. That’s what happens when the SEC Championship and Natty hopes are tricked off like a few stacks at the titty bar on the 2nd & 16th.

LOL: Marshawn Lynch In ESPN’s Sport Science Rip-Off

In case you didn’t know, Marshawn Lynch aka Mr. Beast mode Let’s Get It, is one of your bigger legends in the NFL today. Despite some of the negative press that he has received for some of his off the field antics, including a hitting a chick with his porsche in Buffalo and getting caught up riding dirty in L.A., he is a good dude that will blow your mind with his Bay Area savagery. Any human being that rocks a gold grill, is ok in my book.

Lynch’s lingo is in a class of it’s own, as the average square has a difficult time trying to decipher what the Bills running back is saying nearly all the time. But for those hip enough to keep up with his mouthpiece, which is like the Southeast (deadly), nearly everything he says is legendary.

Lynch recently appeared on an ESPN web video called Sport Science, which looked eerily similar to the show that runs on Fox Sports of the same name. In this video, the squares demonstrate how comparatively Lynch’s legs are stronger than a diesel truck. Tell us something we don’t know.

Check out a video of Lynch going super-dumb in an injury cart during a college game back in the day after the jump…

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Hot Damn: Terrence Cody’s Titties Got Titties

Who’s sucking whose titties over here? Sadly, these 2 sets of man boobs will be worth over $60 million dollars total in the near future. Cody’s titties are easily smashing Andre Smith’s and if you stare at them long enough it just may arouse you.

Sick Shot: UGA Football Coach Mark Richt Is A Legend

Georgia football coach Mark Richt may have a little game. Richt managed to hit this solid trick shot on his first attempt, guaranteed he didn’t call glass, but he gets a pass for coming up in the clutch. Willing to bet that Richt is one of a small minority of football coaches that would be able to knock down a shot like this, especially with only one attempt. If I was a recruit, all I would need to see is this video to know that Richt isn’t a square. But one thing is for certain, Richt definitely isn’t a fan of the legendary gatorade powerade bath, and will check you if you think otherwise. Via Passer’s Remorse

Justifiable Caking: McCoy-Glandorf Proposal Photos

Awwwww, how sweet are these photos of former Texas quarterback Colt McCoy popping the big question (in order to “pop” a big nut) to his longtime boo, Baylor track legend Rachel Glandorf a couple of days ago. Kudos to her for standing by her man even after he nearly tricked off the Big 12, didn’t win the heisman and got smashed in the Natty game. A fickle-minded beezy might have tried to jump ship after this type of disappointment, but Glandorf has shown that she is down for the cause. As McCoy now prepares for the NFL Draft, about 3 months away, his boo will be planning on how the couple will be spending “THEIR” cheese. Not a bad gig. Via Busted Coverage

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The Definition Of A Sausagefest

We just said damn. These dudes couldn’t round up one beezy to come watch the game with them. Not even the wackest of the wackest. It’s a safe bet that they engaged in a routine elephant walk following the game.

Justifiable Caking: McCoy Proposes To Boo

After years of loving (most likely without gloving), and a professional career awaiting, former Texas quarterback Colt McCoy decided that he had everything he needed in life, except for a wife. McCoy can check that off the list. McCoy proposed to his longtime girlfriend (and fixture around these parts) Rachel Glandorf in one of the most romantic ways possible. Well, romantic in a diehard football kind of way.

McCoy took his boo to Royal Stadium, home of the Longhorns, where a sign flashed on the jumbotron saying “Will you marry me?” Pretty classy move considering that football will be dominating the couples lives for at least the next few years, as McCoy prepares to enter the NFL. But if Colt really wanted to be romantic, he would have took his boo to Universal Studios and proposed to her on the tram ride when Jaws popped out of the water. Now that will make your heart flutter.

LOL: Vols Fans Response To Lane Kiffin Bouncing

Sometimes all you need is 3 words to get your point across. A few more videos showing the Vols fans reactions after learning that Kiffin was chunking the deuces after the jump…

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