BYD: Meet Colin Kaepernick’s Main Boo J. Marie

In addition to jacking Alex Smith’s swag and taking the 49ers to the Super Bowl, quarterback Colin Kaepernick appears to have secured the services of a certified dime in good-enough-to-slop-up-with-a-biscuit model J. Marie, to be his main boo thang.

J. Marie claims to be a model, as evidenced by the plethora of sexy pictures on her official website, which hasn’t been updated since Nov. 7, 2011 witha post called, “A GIRL’S BEST FRIEND: CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTINS.”

Odds are J. Marie will be using her exotic thickness to make sure that Kaepernick tricks on some shoes for her stable. But then again it ain’t tricking if you got it.

[Appreciate Ya! Black Man to BSO]

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