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White Jesus Makes Cameo at Bruins-Red Wings NHL Playoff Game

White Jesus Makes Cameo at Bruins-Red Wings NHL Playoff Game

Whilst one White Jesus doppleganger was busy shitting all over the life of Chris “Birdman”Andersen, another spent Easter Sunday at the Boston Bruins playoff game against the Detroit Red Wings, spreading love and kindness to those with their minds ready and hearts open. Even Jesus loves Massholes. [via @CLNS_JaredWeiss] Follow […]

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In the Face, NBA, Swag, Video

In The Face: Josh McRoberts Shits on Birdman With Off Hand

In The Face: Josh McRoberts Shits on Birdman With Off Hand

Bobcats forward Josh McRoberts showing us one of the rare times in nature when a dude that looks like White Jesus takes a shit on the head of a Bird(man).

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Brighten My Day, Celebrity, NBA

Beyonce Posts Legendary Pic of Nas and Jay-Z Chilling Backstage at Coachella

Beyonce Posts Legendary Pic of Nas and Jay-Z Chilling Backstage at Coachella

One of the rap game’s longstanding beefs came to a public conclusion last weekend at Coachella, as Nas and Jay-Z shared the same stage for the first time in more than a decade and gave festival-goers their full price of admission in just a few short minutes. For those unfortunate […]

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Celebrity, NBA, Swag, Video

Andrei Kirilenko’s Main Boo Vents Frustration Over Benching With Nelly Lyrics

Andrei Kirilenko’s Main Boo Vents Frustration Over Benching With Nelly Lyrics

Andrei Kirilenko’s main boo Masha Lopatova didn’t appreciate Jason Kidd benching her husband in the Nets’ Game 1 win over the Raptors in Toronto, and took to instagram with some cleverly placed Nelly lyrics, posting this photo with the following caption: …. And you are Kidding like Jason….. Lopatova managed […]

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NBA, Questionable Call, Stuff Athletes Hate, Video

Andrew Bynum Cracks Up as Teammate Gets Crossed Over by Jeff Teague

Andrew Bynum Cracks Up as Teammate Gets Crossed Over by Jeff Teague

Jeff Teague’s crossover on Evan Turner was a signature moment in the Hawks Game 1 upset over the Pacers in Indy, but Andrew Bynum’s reaction to his teammate getting put on skates proved to be the most legendary moment. As Turner got put in the mixer, Bynum could be seen […]

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Brighten My Day, NBA, Swag, Video

Gregg Popovich To Craig Sager: We Want Your Fanny Back on the Court!

Gregg Popovich To Craig Sager: We Want Your Fanny Back on the Court!

Gregg Popovich has gained a reputation for giving some of the most legendary in-game interviews in NBA history, but on Sunday he broke character to offer some heartfelt words for TNT sideline reporter Craig Sager, who was recently diagnosed with leukemia. Sager’s son, Craig Jr., handled the interviewing responsibilities for […]

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NBA, Questionable Call, Stuff Athletes Hate, Video

Blake Griffin Gives Warriors Fan a Golden State Shower in Playoff Opener

Blake Griffin Gives Warriors Fan a Golden State Shower in Playoff Opener

Blake Griffin was naturally pissed off like a weak kidney after fouling out in the Clippers’ playoff opener against the “rival” Warriors, and vented his frustrations by “accidentally” dumping a cup of water on a Golden State fan standing directly behind him. After fouling out in the 4th quarter on […]

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Jajaja, NBA, Questionable Call, Video

Fat Kid With Jew Fro Gets Left Hanging By Warriors in Playoff Opener at Staples Center

Fat Kid With Jew Fro Gets Left Hanging By Warriors in Playoff Opener at Staples Center

During halftime of their playoff opener against the Clippers at Staples Center, several Warriors, including Klay Thompson and Steph Curry, displayed some terrible sportsmanship by leaving a fat kid with a jew fro and outstretched hand hanging like old man nuts. The kid made several attempts to get a high […]

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