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Celebrity, Stuff Athletes Hate, Swag, Video

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Gets Turnt Up in Nosebleeds at Raptors Playoff Game

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Gets Turnt Up in Nosebleeds at Raptors Playoff Game

In addition to smoking crack and looking like Chris Farley, Toronto mayor Rob Ford is also a man of the people, as evidenced by his decision to post up in the nosebleeds for Game 2 of the Raptors-Nets Eastern Conference playoff. The average mayor in an NBA city would have […]

by × April 23, 2014 × 0 comments

NBA, Swag, Video

Kid Pacers Fan Throws Ball Onto Court During Game 2

Kid Pacers Fan Throws Ball Onto Court During Game 2

This young fan might be getting a timeout (aka “The Average White Parent’s Hom-Dai”) in the near future for interrupting Game 2 of the Hawks-Pacers playoff game by throwing a little yellow ball onto the court. Normally a fan throwing an object onto the court is punishable by immediate ejection from […]

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NBA, Questionable Call, Swag

Toronto Sun Celebrates Raptors Playoff Win With “JurASSKICK Park” Headline

Toronto Sun Celebrates Raptors Playoff Win With “JurASSKICK Park” Headline

I have a feeling that the powers that be at the Toronto Sun were saving this headline until after the Raptors won their opening round playoff series against the Nets, but reconsidered after Paul Pierce and thems got up in those cheeks like a wedgie in Game 1. Follow @twitter […]

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Creeper, LockedUp

Murder Suspect Worried “Murder” Neck Tattoo Might Hurt Case

Murder Suspect Worried “Murder” Neck Tattoo Might Hurt Case

A Kansas man accused of murder is concerned that a questionable tattoo on his neck. According to an ABC affiliate: Jeffrey Chapman is asking for a professional tattoo artist to remove or cover up his tattoo, which features mirror-image letters spelling out the word “murder across his neck, before he […]

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Brighten My Day, Celebrity, Questionable Call, Video

Floyd Mayweather Shows Off His Diamond iPod

Floyd Mayweather Shows Off His Diamond iPod

In case you were wondering if Floyd Mayweather’s paper game was still sufficient, look no further than this recent vine post featuring Money Mayweather showing off his diamond studded iPod, before causally mocking the average square that will never have enough dough to splurge on the finer things: “Diamond iPods […]

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Jajaja, NBA, Stuff Athletes Hate, Video

Drew Gooden Cracks Up at College Teammate Kirk Hinrich Tricking Free Throw in OT

Drew Gooden Cracks Up at College Teammate Kirk Hinrich Tricking Free Throw in OT

Drew Gooden provided one of the lasting memories from Game 2 of the Wizards-Bulls Eastern Conference playoff, as his former Kansas teammate Kirk Hinrich tricked off the front end of potential game-tying free throws in OT, to give the Wizards a staggering 2-0 lead in the series heading back to […]

by × April 23, 2014 × 0 comments

Creeper, MLB, Stuff Athletes Hate

Colorado Rockies Just Say No to Doe Doe Smoking at Coors Field

Colorado Rockies Just Say No to Doe Doe Smoking at Coors Field

Colorado proved to be one of the most witty and progressive states in the union by legalizing the recreational use of marijuana, but the Colorado Rockies are still trying to fuck up the rotation by banning weed (aka doja, dodi, doe doe, LeChrons, that Lisa Turtle etc.) at Coors Field. […]

by × April 23, 2014 × 0 comments

Jajaja, NBA, Swag

Nets Fan Drops Legendary Meme Trolling Drake and Raptors

Nets Fan Drops Legendary Meme Trolling Drake and Raptors

Brooklyn Nets fan and certified graphic designer Cliff Knueppel decided to turn up his trolling to playoff level with this legendary meme clowning the Raptors and Drake by mocking his lyrics from the hit track “Hold On, We’re Going Home.” [via @CKCash30] Follow @twitter Starbucks Drake Hands guy even had […]

by × April 22, 2014 × 0 comments