Archive for March, 2014

Brighten My Day, Celebrity, Fat Booty Friday

FBF: Volume 184 (aka “St. Fatty’s Day”)

FBF: Volume 184 (aka “St. Fatty’s Day”)

St. Fatty, the Angel in charge of blessing us all with some of that Fat Booty, strived for our sins, so you might as well make your next move your best one. Cake bless you! Follow @twitter Tweet

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Soccer, Swag, Video

The MOTIBAND Aims to Motivate Athletes and Raise Cancer Awareness

The MOTIBAND Aims to Motivate Athletes and Raise Cancer Awareness

Former UCLA soccer star Maxwell Griffin is seeking to give both athletes and individuals some functional motivation in the form of his new fully customizable MOTIBAND performance wristbands. According to Griffin’s website, The MOTIBAND is a “light-weight, sporty wristband designed for performance,” that individuals can fully customize with their own motivational […]

by × March 19, 2014 × 1 comment

Celebrity, NBA, Swag, Video

Lorenzo Mata Drills Damn Near Three Quarter Court No Look Shot

Lorenzo Mata Drills Damn Near Three Quarter Court No Look Shot

Mark!!!!!!!!! Now what we have here is former UCLA hoops sensation and the pride of the Mexican League Lorenzo Mata showing off his uncanny ability for knocking down one-handed no-look Hail Mary’s from half court and beyond. During a recent shootaround, Mata lined up facing the opposite direction and causally […]

by × March 19, 2014 × 0 comments

Jajaja, Video

Jajaja: News Anchor’s Hilarious Reaction to SoCal’s Shamrock Shake

Jajaja: News Anchor’s Hilarious Reaction to SoCal’s Shamrock Shake

Southern California got the St. Paddy’s day celebration’s going a little early, after being hit with a magnitude 4.4 earthquake early Monday morning, which was appropriated dubbed the Shamrock Shake (editor’s note: no relation to the tasty beverage currently being offered by McDonald’s). KTLA morning news anchor Chris Schauble had […]

by × March 17, 2014 × 0 comments

In the Face, NBA, Stuff Athletes Hate, Video

In The Face: Patrick Beverley Dunks on Chris Bosh and Birdman

In The Face: Patrick Beverley Dunks on Chris Bosh and Birdman

Dunk Score: 10 Patrick Beverley brought the heat to Miami on Sunday, as the Rockets guard shat all over the life of Chris Bosh and even got Birdman in the mix too with this ridiculous one-handed facial. At 6-foot 1, Beverley isn’t really known for his high-flying acrobatics and has […]

by × March 17, 2014 × 0 comments

Brighten My Day, Celebrity, Fat Booty Friday, Swag

FBF: Volume 183 (aka “The Cakes of March”)

FBF: Volume 183 (aka “The Cakes of March”)

Beware of the Cakes of March, where it’s all about the beauty of the booty and paying homage to that duke shooter on the levels of JJ Redick. At Jerseychaser, we put the ASS in assassination. Enjoy! Follow @twitter Tweet

by × March 14, 2014 × 0 comments

Creeper, Jajaja, MLB, Questionable Call

Kid in Brewers Hat Proves You’re Never Too Young to be Flossy

Kid in Brewers Hat Proves You’re Never Too Young to be Flossy

There may be a ton of things wrong with this picture, but its hard to hate on a kid that got a fat stack in his hand and the price of a mansion around his neck and wrist, with some flossy as J’s to boot. How often do you see […]

by × March 11, 2014 × 0 comments

Celebrity, Creeper, Jajaja, Video

Justin Bieber Makes Scooter Braun Fall with Faux Crossover

Justin Bieber Makes Scooter Braun Fall with Faux Crossover

After footage from his deposition went viral making him look douchier than Summer’s Eve, Justin Bieber attempted to control the spin but posting this video of him crossing up his manager Scooter Braun and making him fall to the ground. To the average square with or without Bieber fever, this […]

by × March 11, 2014 × 0 comments