Archive for July, 2012

Brighten My Day, Celebrity, Fat Booty Friday, Swag

FBF: Volume 98 (aka “The Bootylympics”) *NSFW*

FBF: Volume 98 (aka “The Bootylympics”) *NSFW*

Cheeks here! In honor of the 2012 London Olympics officially starting with the Opening Ceremonies we present this special edition of Fat Booty! Friday that we are calling the “Bootylympics.” Much like the actual Olympics, the Bootylympics features the top cheeks from across the planet as we have continued our […]

by × July 27, 2012 × 0 comments

Brighten My Day, Celebrity, Soccer, Swag

BYD: US Soccer Team Forward Sydney LeBoux Deserves a Platinum Medal

BYD: US Soccer Team Forward Sydney LeBoux Deserves a Platinum Medal

As if you needed another good reason to watch the Olympics, how about former UCLA standout and US National Team forward Sydney Leroux, who deserves a platinum medal based on her dimeness alone. The 22 year old Leroux was born in Canada and is technically a Canadian American, but given […]

by × July 26, 2012 × 0 comments

In the Face, NBA, Swag, Video

In The Face: Lithuanian Jonas Valanciunas Catches Off-The-Backboard Alley Oop in Icelandic Dude’s Grill

In The Face: Lithuanian Jonas Valanciunas Catches Off-The-Backboard Alley Oop in Icelandic Dude’s Grill

Dunk Score: 9.9 A textbook example of what is known as an “Okie Doke” went down just a few short days ago during Lithuania’s pre-Olympic exhibition against Iceland, a country that will likely never have the reputation of being a strong basketball country, but will forever be known as dunkbait. […]

by × July 26, 2012 × 0 comments

Celebrity, Creeper, LockedUp, MLB, Stuff Athletes Hate

Ghettooh: Cal Ripken Jr.’s Mom Gets Kidnapped at Gunpoint in Baltimore

Ghettooh: Cal Ripken Jr.’s Mom Gets Kidnapped at Gunpoint in Baltimore

Violet Ripken, the 74-year old mother of hall of fame shortstop Cal Ripken Jr., and main boo to deceased legend Cal Ripken Sr., was a victim of the harsh realities of life in Baltimore, after she was kidnapped at gunpoint and duct taped for several hours, before police found her […]

by × July 25, 2012 × 1 comment

Celebrity, MLB, Swag

Death Cab for Cutie Lead Singer Releases Tribute Song For Ichiro Suzuki Called “Ichiro’s Theme”

Death Cab for Cutie Lead Singer Releases Tribute Song For Ichiro Suzuki Called “Ichiro’s Theme”

After getting their beloved Sonics jacked just a few short years ago, Seattle sports fans suffered another devastating blow a few days ago when Mariners’ perennial All-Star and Japanese sensation Ichiro Suzuki was traded to the Yankees for some Minor League prospects. Seattle representative and Death Cab for Cutie lead […]

by × July 24, 2012 × 0 comments

Celebrity, Swag

Swag! Olympic Village Features Oversized Versions of Chess, Jenga and Connect Four

Swag! Olympic Village Features Oversized Versions of Chess, Jenga and Connect Four

In addition to featuring more than 100,000 condoms (with majority being regular to extra-smedium sized) the Olympic Village is also going to be an entertainment hotbed for the thousands of athletes that will call it home for the next few weeks. Puerto Rican track star and JerseyChaser certified dimepiece Carol […]

by × July 24, 2012 × 0 comments

Celebrity, Jajaja, NBA, Swag

Jajaja: LeBron’s E-mail Hacked (Parody)

Jajaja: LeBron’s E-mail Hacked (Parody)

This is obviously a felonious gmail chat between MVP/World Champion LeBron James and David Stern created by the square-brained types over at Grantland, but it is legendary none the less. Every element of LeBron’s faux gmail page has been meticulously crafted, from the gchat status updates to hair plug search […]

by × July 24, 2012 × 0 comments

Celebrity, Jajaja, NBA, Swag

Jajaja: Kevin Love Finds His Twin During Team USA’s Trip to Barcelona

Jajaja: Kevin Love Finds His Twin During Team USA’s Trip to Barcelona

In addition to a solid performance during the pre-Olympic tour in which they have gone 4-0 against some of their potential foes in London, the team has also used their time together to bond, as evidenced by the variety of videos and tweets showing players enjoying each other’s company. During […]

by × July 24, 2012 × 0 comments