Archive for June, 2011

Celebrity, NBA, Swag, Video

Swag: Dirk Nowitzki Sings “We Are The Champions” With A Bunch Of Germans In Hometown

Swag: Dirk Nowitzki Sings “We Are The Champions” With A Bunch Of Germans In Hometown

Dirk Nowtizki has been getting it in since winning his first ring and headed back to Germany where he was honored in his  hometown of Wurzburg. After getting showered with praise as he mobbing through the city, out there looking like an oversized white Jesus, Nowitzki addressed the crowd and had […]

by × June 30, 2011 × 0 comments

Brighten My Day, Celebrity, Swag

BYD: Kate Upton Will Quench Your Thirst

BYD: Kate Upton Will Quench Your Thirst

We know we haven’t Brightened Your Day in a quite a while, minus a few calculated cheek spottings, but we decided to get back into the swing of things with some solid pics of Kate Upton doing her thug thizzle for Sobe. The first image that comes to mind when […]

by × June 29, 2011 × 0 comments

Questionable Call, Uncool Sports, Video

Sports White People Like: Toe Wrestling

Sports White People Like: Toe Wrestling

In their never-ending effort to create sports that black people either aren’t good at or don’t know about, some squares out there in England came up with this burgeoning phenomenon, the World Toe Wrestling Championship. The game is simple, 2 competitors lock toes and then get it cracking just like […]

by × June 28, 2011 × 0 comments

Brighten My Day, Jajaja, Swag

WTF? “Planking” (New Twitter Phenomenon)

WTF? “Planking” (New Twitter Phenomenon)

One of my mentor pimps put me up on game to a new trend that is exploding on twitter called “#Plankin” (I put the hash-tag in there in honor of all them tweeples out there. According to the twitterverse: #Plankin is the art of layin facedown in unusual publicplaces & […]

by × June 27, 2011 × 0 comments

In the Face, NBA, Video

In The Face: Springs From Ball Up Streetball Finds Some Fresh Dunkbait

In The Face: Springs From Ball Up Streetball Finds Some Fresh Dunkbait

Dunk Score: 9.7 Now what we have right here, is some dude named “Springs” from the Ball Up Streetball Tour, banging all over the life of some dude that severely underestimated the strength of Springs’ springs. In case you aren’t familiar with Ball Up Streetball, it’s something like a space-aged […]

by × June 27, 2011 × 0 comments

Brighten My Day, Celebrity, Swag

Cheek Check: Kim Kardashian Got More Cake(s) Than Enzo The Baker

Cheek Check: Kim Kardashian Got More Cake(s) Than Enzo The Baker

Hugh Hefner or Larry Flynt may be able to take the picture, but they can’t make a cheek game as nice as what the future Mrs. Humphries is working with. Only the God above can do something like that. Kim Kardashian was about and about recently, looked more than qualified […]

by × June 26, 2011 × 0 comments

In the Face, NBA, Swag, Video

In The Face: JaVale McGee Catches Lob From James Harden And Dunks On A Dude’s Life

In The Face: JaVale McGee Catches Lob From James Harden And Dunks On A Dude’s Life

Dunk Score: 9.8 Wizards big man JaVale McGee is already higher than a giraffe’s azz when standing upright. Coupled with his solid boost, and wings that span more magnificientlies than a BBW, the 7-footer  has a major advantage when attacking the rim. McGee put that advantage to good use recently […]

by × June 26, 2011 × 0 comments

Celebrity, NBA, Questionable Call, Swag

WTF? Ron Artest Changing Name To “Metta World Peace” (Smoking That Oxygen)

WTF? Ron Artest Changing Name To “Metta World Peace” (Smoking That Oxygen)

QB’s Finest, better known as Ron Artest, is turning his swag up yet again, announcing that he is going to officially change his name to Metta World Peace. Artest now joins the likes of World B. Free and the late-great Bison Dele with his decision to abandon his slave name […]

by × June 24, 2011 × 0 comments