Favre May Need Ankle Surgery To Play In 2010

So more than 3 months after the Vikings NFC Championship lost against the Saints, Brett Favre’s shady ankle still isn’t healing properly and may require (minor) surgery in order for Favre to be able to play next season. Apparently Favre isn’t the biggest fan of going under the knife and is toiling with the decision to retire yet again. In an email sent to ESPN, Favre said:

This decision would be easy if not for my teammates and the fans and the entire Vikings staff. One year truly felt like 10 — much like Green Bay for many years. That’s what I was missing in my heart I suppose, a sense of belonging.

The Brett Favre retirement debate has been going on now for nearly half a decade, with the legend dominating offseason talk each of the past few years. It seems like this surgery issue is something that Favre could have easily addressed immediately following the end of the Vikes season, instead of waiting until damn near May for this news to drop. Favre could have already underwent the surgery and chillaxed for a few months, but then the focus would be on his recovery and whether or not the ankle will be strong enough to return. But now we are back to square one, with what looks like another summer wasted waiting for Favre to make a decision. Via ESPN

Check out Favre’s entire statement after the jump…

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Money Mayweather Predicts 8th-Round K.O. vs Mosley

“It’s not my fault that I’m god-gifted and they’re just talented.”

With the fight that nobody has been waiting for now less than a day away, Floyd Mayweather went over the airwaves recently to predict the outcome of his fight against Shane Mosley Saturday in Vegas (aka The city built by Losers). Mayweather has been clowning Mosley viciously leading up the bout, with Sugar Shane unable to come back with any solid retorts given his extreme punch-drunkness. Mosley struggles to make even a basic sentence coherent, but does have a slim shot to pull an upset that would all but ruin any chance for the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight that both the gamblers and squares have been waiting for.

Money Mayweather predicts an 8th-round knockout, we’ll find out in a little over 24 hours if the man knows what he is talking about.

LOL: Eminem Clowns Roethlisberger On “Despicable”

0:29 – ““F@%k that, I’d rather turn this club into a bar room brawl/Get as rowdy as Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall.”

So you knew it was only a matter of time before Eminem would take a shot at Ben Roethlisberger for his second alleged attempt at cookie-taking in less than a year, and now that time has come. The greatest white rapper of all-time, besides Matisyahu, recently released a freestyle to Drake’s hit “Over” calling out Big Ben for that bathroom incident at the Capitol Bar in Milledgeville, Georgia in true Eminem fashion. As a matter of fact, after listening to this track, I might be rolling with Em again and may just have to scoop up his new album “Recovery,” which is scheduled to be released in late June.

Randy Moller’s Panthers Goal Calls Are Legendary

Now you know that we aren’t particularly fond of Hockey except for the occasional fisticuffs, but after hearing some of Florida Panthers announcer Randy Moller’s ridiculous goal calls, the sport has gone up a notch on our proverbial belt. Moller’s mastery of contemporary pop culture references is both incredible and vast, like the Pacific. Moller actually makes listening to Hockey interesting, but since they don’t score nearly enough goals in a game to fixate the appetite, might as well just stick to watching these compilations. Via The Dan LeBatard Show

Part 3 of Moller’s legendary calls after the jump…

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Former Gators Weed Habit Hurts Him At Draft

Former Florida tight end Aaron Hernandez saw his draft stock plummet last week after being labeled risky, due to alleged drug issues involving the sweet cheeba. Hernandez was graded as high as a late 1st-rounder, after balling out with the Gators during his junior season. Unfortunately after information was disclosed about Hernandez’s love for that turtle (it’s green and makes you move slow), including the revelation that he failed at least one drug test in college, many teams backed off of arguably the best pass-catching tight end in the draft. In need of some talent at the position, Bill Belichick decided that it would be worth the risk to give Hernandez a chance, selecting him in the 4th round.

If a guy is labeled “risky” because of weed issues, there are several teams that automatically have to eliminate said player from their draft board, because they play in cities known to have that Super-Duper Fire. Some of the more notable teams include the Seahawks, 49ers, Raiders, Chargers, Cardinals, Cowboys, Texans, Falcons, Dolphins, and Buccaneers, who all play in areas known to carry that Good, at affordable prices to boot.

The Patriots decision to pick Hernandez makes a lot of sense. Every since Boston George got locked up New England-area cheeba has been wacker than the Rams, which should dissuade Hernandez from toking up, at least until the offseason. Via Boston Globe

Drunk Cubs Fan Dancing With Effort (But No Rhythm)

This Cubs fan got a little too loose of dat goose in Wrigleyville following a Brewers-Cubs game and was so wasted that he actually thought the gyrations he was doing with his body was “dancing.” But when you are that crunk, it’s not like you are going to remember to much anyways so it really doesn’t matter. The dude deserves a pat on the back for cutting rug even as a group of fans laughed hysterically at him in the background.

Video of another dancing fan getting booted by security at an Angels game for getting too active after the jump…

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Mark Sanchez Knocks Turtle For Jamie-Lynn Sigler

Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez (aka “The Sanchize” or “The Dirty”) was spotted at this function, during the Tribeca Film Festival earlier this week, getting all up in former Sopranos star Jamie-Lynn Sigler’s earlobe like a Q-Tip (either the standard or A Tribe Called Quest version). Apparently Sigler was rolling with the ‘ism that Sanchez was spitting as the 2 are reportedly seeing what that thang smell like. Sigler had previously been dating Turtle (Jerry Ferrara) from HBO’s Entourage, and also appeared in a re-occurring role on the show as Turtle’s Boo. Now she may be on the sidelines at Jets games next season, kicking it with Fireman Ed and them. Adding insult to knocking, you know that Turtle is a Giants fan, but also rolls with Tom Brady on the low.

More pics of Sanchez and Sigler making a love connection after the jump…

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This Lakers Fan Is Just A Tad Bit Too Thirsty For Kobe

“Hey Kobe, text me something man, I’ll text you back something witty, yeah let’s develop some inside jokes…”

This joint may be fake, but that doesn’t mean that it ain’t funny as all hell. This is an instant classic and a pretty accurate rendition of the kind of diehardness that a Kobe Bryant fan would actually display. Well done like a burnt steak ya dig.