In The Face: Shannon Brown Dunks On Teammate

Dunk Score: 9.4

Even though the Mavericks gave the Lakers their first loss of the season Friday night, backup guard Shannon Brown left all the fans with something to remember with this. Brown actually manages to shart on teammate Josh Powell with this tip-jam. The dude is higher than a giraffe’s ass with this dunk. He catches the ball at damn near the top of the square. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!

College Football Saturday: Battle Of The Works

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LOL: Ochocinco Makes Cameo On David Letterman

The boy Chad Ochocinco is a legend. The Dude is everywhere that you want to be like Visa. Taking advantage of the Bengals bye week, Chad went on a media tour that rivaled something LeBron James would give you. Ocho Cinco appeared on several ESPN shows on Thursday and then finished up his day at the David Letterman show, where he delivered a pretty solid Top 10, whilst simultaneously promoting his new book that bears his namesake.

Since the Bengals are doing solid this season, 5-2 and currently leading the AFC North, Chad can pursue all of these various enterprises, incluing an iPhone app and the twitter-fueled OCNN (Ocho Cinco News Network) and receive a great deal of support. But you can best believe that if the Bengals were sucking like in years past, Ocho Cinco wouldn’t be getting nearly as much attention. Child Please!

Oregon Rolling With Blount Soon

In what seems to be a decision that will come a week too late, the University of Oregon is planning on allowing embattled senior running back LeGarrette Blount to return to the field for the Ducks November 7 meeting with Stanford (squares). Blount was previously suspended following Oregon’s opening season loss at Boise State. The loss was the Ducks first and last of the season as Phil Knight’s poster children have reeled off 6 straight victories and currently sit atop the Pac-10 standings.

This news is an about face from head coach Chip Kelly’s previous statements that Blount would be suspended for the entire season and that his career withe Oregon was essentially donezon. But much like a stoner that’s grown tired of papers, vapos, bongs, bubblers and the like….it’s time to roll with Blount. After Blount retained the services of some high-powered lawyers that made some threats that facilitated the potential reinstation, he has done everything in his power to show that he deserves a second chance.

Chip Kelly brought in former NBA legend Kermit Washington, who was famous for binging Rudy Tomjanovich back in the day. Washington’s one-hitter quitter forever left Rudy T looking like a poorman’s version of Tommy Lee Jones. Washington was blackballed following the incident and has since done much to erase the negative stigma forever associated with his name.

Since Blount has been allowed to practiced with the team he has been arguably the best scout team running back in the country. Unfortunately for the Ducks a home meeting with USC awaits Saturday night, and Oregon could use a little extra help in the backfield.

LOL Video: Phillies Fan Punks A Group Of Yankee Fans

The Phillies may have lost Game 2 of the World Series, but they should be able to find solace in this video, which features a Phillies fan deebo’ing a few Yankees fans that try to get in his boys grill. For what? we have no clue, but you know any time you mix white people that are fans of rival teams, booze and baseball, something is definitely going to crack. We’ll see what’s cracking in Philly tonight for Game 3. You know someone is going to get binged at some point in the game. Or at least in the parking lot.

College Basketball Preseason Rankings Released

We’re Rolling With The New Jordan Brand Commercial

This is the latest Jordan Brand commercial titled “Break To Build,” features some of his Airness’ most recognizable employees, including Chris Paul, Dwyane Wade, Carmelo Anthony and Derek Jeter. The concept is pretty basic, and has been done numerous times before, but we still give this thing a solid 9.

Even though this new commercial is pretty sick, it still doesn’t top the one we cut in our leisure time for shits and giggles. Check it out after the jump…

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New Mexico’s Locksley Back After Choking Out Coach

After serving a 10-day suspension for getting into with an assistant, New Mexico’s rookie head coach Mike Locksley is back in action. The Lobos head out to San Diego State this weekend to most assuredly take another L, but like Kevin Garnett, “Anything is possible!” Locksley’s squad has struggled this season, going 0-7 including a 34-17 loss to UNLV last weekend that the head coach missed during his hiatus. The Lobos margin of victory was actually their 2nd lowest of the season, which is an interesting Snapple fact, but not anything to feel good about.

The University’s Human Resources department is still involved in an on-going investigation into Locksley’s altercation with wide receivers coach J.B. Gerald, due to conflicting reports of what really happened. According to Gerald, after a heated argument following a loss, Locksley started stomping down on him and an argument ensued. Gerald claims that Locksley rushed him and starting choking him out, until a few other assistant coaches attempted to separate them. During the separation process, Locksley threw a slew of errant punches, one binging Gerald on his lip. Gerald has been on paid leave since the incident occurred and has no plans of returning to the program.

While Locksley does admit to a heated altercation, he asserts that he did not throw a punch or choke his assistant coach. Locksley claims that he did grab Gerald around the collar before the other coaches broke it up. Sheeeeeeeeit. Somebody is lying.

This feels like a very similar situation to the Tom Cable incident with Randy Hanson, except in Cable’s case the investigators concluded that Hanson broke his own jaw and the Raiders head man did not receive any type of suspension. Interesting.