TKO’D By Himself…Arturo Gatti’s Last Fight Deadily

So the details on what went down the night Arturo Gatti was murdered have finally been released and it does kind of sound like he might have killed himself.

Up until now, we have been saying that the wifie, Amanda Rodrigues, did it. Come to find out Gatti hung himself from a staircase column 7 feet off the ground, stood on a stool and just let go. And then just hung there for 3 hours before falling to the floor.

This after he was faded off of 7 beers and 2 bottles of wine the night before…. and after beating his wife like Ike in the middle of the street. But his wifie wasn’t the only persons’ ass he whooped that night…he also TKO’d a security guard that tried to break it up.

Remember The Time…Kerri Strug Won The Gold

This sh*t right here is a more lasting memory than all 8 of Michael Phelps’ gold medals. ‘96 Olympics in Atlanta… the vault…. on one bad leg… to win the gold for the entire USA Gymnastics Team and country… classic! We don’t even roll with gymnastics like that, but this sh*t right here almost made us cry.

Them winning the gold almost makes you forget about Eric Robert Rudolph and him bombing the hell out of Atlanta’s Olympic Park. The gymnastics team stole all of his shine. Don’t act like you don’t remember Dominique Moceanu, Shannon Miller, Dominique Dawes…yeah, we were in love with them all.

Michael Vick…From A Criminal To A Patriot?

Michael Vick to the Patriots! Yes, people and it could be going down soon.

Belichick tipped everyone off that the Patriots might be interested in Vick earlier today by saying stuff like he has not been “ruled in or ruled out” and that the organization “would consider” picking him up. Sick, seeing how everyone else up until now has just straight-up said hells naw.

But Belichick, who still doesn’t know if Tom Brady is going to come back as sorry as Carson Palmer, wants to implement something like the Wildcat, and he’s saying that there is some potential that Vick could be in a Patriots uniform come next season.

There’s still some hope out there for Vick people.

All we know is one of the NFL teams better sign Vick because not only do we hear he ran a 4.4 second 40 yard dash straight out the pen, but word on the street is “the UFL is willing to pay Vick $1.5 – 2 mill for one six game season”.

Stephon Marbury Is Mad At ESPN…Goes In On Them

Naw this ain’t the UStream, this is something better…Stephon Marbuy talking sh*t about ESPN. So this begs the question, has Stef lost his mind?

And we say hell no, Stef knows what he’s doing. He has finally learned that he, like everyone else in this game, is a hoe… and you can either be pimped by someone else (ESPN) or you can become a smart hoe and start pimping yourself. And that is exactly what Stef is doing, pimping himself.

Instead of sitting down with ESPN or one of the media majors that are known to slant a story more than Fox News, Stef has created his own outlet (UStream) so he can get his own story out. A story in his words. It’s not his fault that his life is some sh*t straight out of the Twilight Zone (memory refresher).

Eminem Kills Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon

L.O. Back With The Lake Show

Lamar Odom is still a Laker. The oh-so-sweet forward is going re-sign a 4 year, $33 million deal with the world champs, with $27 of those meal tickets guaranteed.

After going on and off with the Lakers this offseason, as well as considering offers from other sh*ttier teams, Odom agreed to the same deal that Lakers Owner Dr. Jerry Buss offered him earlier this month.

Basically Lamar tried to create a bidding war around the league, but considering the recession and the lack of any of the other suitors to offer serious cheese, Odom made his next move his best one by staying in Los Angeles.

Although he is taking a hit considering that he made over $14 mill last year, but at this point in LO’s career it’s more important to secure some long-term cheese.

Since NBA contracts are guaranteed, we are pretty sure that Lamar is happy to add another $27 milli to his net worth and when coupled with the fact that the Lakers have to be the favorite to win the title again (cause Lebron can’t play all 5 positions) he should be buying plenty of candy to make him dandy.

UPDATE: Apparently Gatti Committed Suicide

UP{DATE: Actor Mickey Rourke, a friend of Gatti’s, said: “Now they’re trying to say it was suicide? That’s such a bunch of bullsh*t. A man like that is the last (f)uckin’ person in the world that would commit suicide.”

The police down in Brazil are now saying that Gatti committed suicide and have released his wife, Amanda Rodrigues. And we say something is fishy about this one because all fingers still point to her as the killer.

Now we know for sure he was strangled to death with a small ass purse strap and that his wife was asleep in the room when it happened. Granted, our knig Arturo Gatti could have just snuffed out his own life out of the blue as the police are saying now, but that doesn’t explain all the blood the police found at the scene of the “crime”.

What did he do, whoop his own ass before strangling himself? We don’t think so. But this is what happens when you go to a country with a wack ass police force. Which is why we will never set foot in Mexico again. But for now, this case is closed, we guess…

Kanye West Behind The Kim/Bush Breakup…

Word on the street is that the person in the middle of the Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush breakup was none other than Kanye West. Now this news comes from FOX, who are a trusted news source for some, but not us…so take it for what it is, but here’s what their “source” had to the say:

“Reggie saw text messages on Kim’s phone from Kanye West and flipped out on her. The texts referenced a night they hung out, how much fun he had, how hot Kim was, and more racy things that got Reggie’s imagination running.”