Caking 101: Tony Parker ft. Eva Longoria

When you ever saw a dude posing for a paparazzi shot with his chick like this in public. Not even your dude Don Juan Demarco did this with his girls and he was the greatest lover in the world…in the world.

But, Tony Parker is on that French ‘ish, caking runs in his veins. So when some people wanted to take a picture of his boo at the French Open…he was like, naw homie not without me.

So here he is having his cake and eating it too and all up in our Eva Longoria shots. Yeah, he got it bad. And below see what NBA player, but not one of is teammates was there with him. FYI: Nadal lost :-(

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One Man Can’t Win A Championship…Magic Move On

LeBron was so salty after his team lost that he didn’t even stay for the after game interviews. That’ll be like a $10,000 fine, but that’s nothing to a boss like Bron. You can’t blame the man for skipping it. The Cavs never led in the game, they where down by as many as 20 in the 2nd half, and not the only people that showed up on his team were him and Delonte West.

Ben Wallace was so ashamed of his performance that he said he was considering retiring after the game. As all LeBron’s teammates should consider doing after the series the had. LeBron deserves better than all of them.

It didn’t matter that LeBron had one of the greatest and most dominant playoff series of all time (ain’t nobody in league history every averaged 39, 8, and 8 for an entire series, nobody). His teammates suck. LeBron’s teammates are the reason fans will not be seeing the Kobe vs LeBron dream matchup in the Finals and for the rest of the Kobe and LeBron Muppet commercials having to be shelved till next season.

The Best Of The NBA’s Gone Fishing…Part III

The New Kobe and LeBron Muppet Commercials

We got two new Nike commercials for you here and they both suck. But, there is some out there that are rolling with it. We just can’t listen because Keenan from Keenan and Kel (that fat black dude that is on SNL now) is LeBron’s voice. Keenan, we’re not rolling. We can do this way better…JerseyChaser Remix coming soon.

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The Best Of The NBA’s Gone Fishing…Part II

Saddest Story Of The NBA Season…Rodney Rodgers

This is the final post in our series “The Top Four Saddest Story’s of The NBA Season“. And coming in at number one is none other than our dude Rodney Rogers. When we heard news of him being paralzed from the neck down like Denzel in the Bone Collector, we shed a tear (while yawning).

#4 TMac Will Forever Suck…#3 It’s a Shame What Happened To White Chocolate…#2 Have A Nice Life Antoine “Shimmy Shake” Walker

Kobe Was Getting All Up On LaLa After The Game…

We know Kobe served the Nuggets with 35 points and surprisingly 10 assist and earned a trip to the finals for the second year in a row, beating the Nuggets 119 – 92 in game 6…but that don’t mean that he can perve all up on Carmelo’s boo LaLa after the game. Dude was thinking about feeling of her booty on the sly forsure and we thought him and Carmelo were supposed to be boys.

But, the Lakers are the realest and Kobe just might be proving he’s the best…so we don’t blame her for wanting to jump on his jock and ride it. We are just surprised she didn’t show Trevor Ariza some love for busting the Nuggets ass too.

Same Stanley Cup Final Just Reheated…

Now we are not saying you should watch the Stanley Cup Finals (we are rolling with the College Softball World Series over it), but we just wanted to let you know that it the first game of the Stanley Cup Finals is tonight and what do you know…it is the exact same final as last year, Penguins vs Red Wing

Now we will be the first to admit that we don’t know a lot about hockey…we know just about as much as Bo Knows. But, as we have been saying if there is one thing we do know it is that Sidney Crosby is sick.

He already done beat Ovechkin, the second nicest, in the conference finals. He’s already scored 28 goals and had 28 assist in the playoffs…which is like averaging 40 in basketball or hitting .450 with a grip of RBI’s in baseball. Now all he needs to do is win the Cup. But, he’ll probs just lose the series 4-2 like last year because the Red Wings are a dynasty people.