Cassel Following Brady No More…

This could be the sickest trade since the Lakers scooped Paul Gaosol last year for a little bit more than some pocket lent. All the Chiefs had to give up was 2 draft picks for not only Cassel, but Mike Vrabel the vet linebacker as well. If a franchise player gets you 2 draft picks off top, what was Vrabel, just an added bonus?

We guess Tom Brady is going to be a-okay…

So now after nearly a decade of waiting behind top QB’s in the game at USC and in New England, Matt Cassel is finally going to get to be a starting QB. Even though it is going to be on the rebuilding Cheifs (who could be decent if Larry Johnson stays and Bowe comes into his own at WR) he is still going to get paid $14 milli to suffer with them. Which shout make every loss a little sweeter.

Meet Seth…Steff Curry’s Lil’ Bro

Marbury About To Officially Be A Celtic!

So we have an inside source that is telling us the Marbury is going to sign with the Celtics today and eve dress out for tonights home game against the Pacers. Word is he will sign the contract today and get the vet minimum which is $1.3 million. Very nice, he got back almost all of the $2 milli he had to give up to get out of his contract. We are just sad the Celtics don’t play the Knicks again this year.

Now the question is will he mesh with the already sick Celtic squad? And we say yes. Stef knows he already blew what could have been a dynasty in Minnesota with KG, when he left and went for the money. Now after not playing all year, he should be cool coming off the bench behind Rondo and giving people buckets. Or the AI Piston effect could take place and the Celtics could just suck.

I’m Rich Bitch…Haynesworth Gets $100 Milli

If the Washington Redskins are willing to give you $100 milli over 7 years, you know you are the shit. Yeah the shit. And the great thing about the contract is that he gets $32 million of the money within the first year and has $41 million guaranteed. But, moving to Washington DC and getting paid that much could not be good because it he even has one par year the fans are never going to let him hear the end of it.

Add this to the fact that they also signed cornerback DeAngelo Hall for 6 years and $54 milli and you can start to see the Redskins defense becoming just as good as their offense who has Portis and our dude Campbell at QB.

In The Face: Ya Da Da Ming

Starring Yao Ming as a Chinese businessman and Lebron James as a skool girl

Dunk Score: 8.5

Damnnnn. We don’t know what is worst the Cavs losing or LeBron getting dunked on by Yao. Actually it was a trick question the answer is neither because the worst part of last nights game was Ben Wallace breaking his leg. Even though he sucks the Cavs will miss him and his 6 fouls for sure. The good news is that he should only miss 4-6 weeks, which means he should be back just in time for the playoffs.

And below is our other In The Face moment from the same game, but this time its Ron Artest facializing two Cavs players. Ahhhhh yeah, take that, take that…

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Manny Is Not Rolling With The Dodgers

One year for $25 milli and the next for $20. And he has the option to leave after the first year if he wants. But, we guess Manny feels the dodgers can do better because he’s not rolling with it. Unless Manny and his agent know something everyone else don’t, this is the best offer that he going to get. Not a bad deal when it makes you the second highest player behind ARod.

But, Manny wants a 4 year deal and some job security in these hard times. So the Dodgers owners will have to reach deeper in their pockets or chalk it up as a lose and accept the fact that they will suck this year.

Epic Fail Of The Day

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