BCS Violates Texas Without Vaseline

BCS Standings - (2) Oklahoma .9351 and (3) Texas .9223

.0128 points is all that separated Texas from going to the Big 12 Championship game and a shot at the BCS Title. Tis Tuff in every sense.

Texas being 2nd in the BCS last week combined with the fact they beat OU 45-35 earlier in the year, they should be in the title game right?

Wrong!

The voters believe that OU is the hotter team right now. I mean they have put up over 60 plus points in each of the last 4 games against opponents like Nebraska, Texas Tech, and yesterday against Oklahoma State.

Add that with the fact they have the future Heisman Sam Bradford at quarterback, completing 68% of his passes with 46 TD’s and you have your ruling.

But, Texas fans will say we already beat them. Yes, it is not fair. But, neither is life.

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Goodbye Sylvester Croom :-(

Tis Tuff Sylvester Croom (moment of silence). The head coach of the Mississippi State Bulldogs resigned yesterday in the midst of a subpar season. Croom, the most well known African American coach in college football, was coming of a 45-0 loss against Ole’ Miss on Friday when he decided to throw in the towel Saturday morning.

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In The Face: Double Feature

Starring Chris Wright as Superman and Maurice Acker as a tall building.

Dunk Score: 9

Another In the Face when you read more. But, first off we have this kid Chris who leapt over the other dude like he wasn’t even there. It was not a “true” In The Face, but judging from the fact that the victim took a knee to the face, this registers a nice score on our scale. You can tell it was a good dunk by how hyped the bench got, with everyone coming to meet him on the timeout before he got to halfcourt.

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Thank You Jesus…Oregon State Lost

We love to tell you we told you so. So today we are happy to say we told you so! Oregon State is just not a good team. Having gotten blasted by the Oregon Ducks last night, 65-38, they are now out of the Rose Bowl picture. Their only hope to regain their ticket is a USC loss to crosstown rival UCLA next week. But with the way USC’s defense is playing, where they did not allow Notre Dame to have a first down till the 3rd quarter last night, the Beavers have about as much hope as an inmate on Death Row.

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Alabama Rolls Auburn on Senior Night

Senior Day. Alabama vs Auburn. The Iron Bowl, a battle of true SEC heavyweights. Auburn came into the game having beaten Alabama 6 times in a row. That’s what made the 36-0 shutout by the Rolling Tide so much sweeter. Without a touchdown, much less a field goal - the only 7 the Auburn Tigers earned was their 7th loss on the season.

And the Tide, well, they remained perfect. 12-0. And their leader, John Parker Wilson, the prototypical American Quarterback, played one of his best games of the year and still looked like he hadn’t played a single snap after the game. No homo.

Euro League Fights Are Way Better Than the NBA’s

Hey. EuroLeague (you know Europe’s version of the NBA) is getting better. More competitive, better talent, and now better fights. I remember when NBA players used to throw punches during games…now its just guys doing sumo wrestling matches. You have to square off and box, MMA style. So here is a fight we like and NBA…take note. The player, Rawle Marshall (an ex-Indiana Pacer), only got suspended for 3 months…no fine!

*UPDATE Plaxico’s New Nickname…Cheddar Bob

We have gotten word that Plaxico shot himself at a Manhattan nightclub called the Latin Quarter. Looks like a decent place. We don’t blame him for being there…with Friday being Latin Pop/Spanish Rock Night. I mean…who doesn’t want them a Spanish Mami, JLo type? Aye papi! Our only question is what was he doing with a ‘heater’ at a Manhattan night club? Its Manhattan bro, nothing is going to happen to you - it was not like you were going to a party in Jamaica, Queens.

This man, who has yet to be nicknamed by the media, will from now on be referred to as Cheddar Bob. You remember him from the movie 8 Mile- the dumbass who shot himself in the leg trying to defend Eminem’s character. Sounds a lot like the player formerly known as Plaxico Burress. More info as it comes in…

In The Face: “Nicely Done”

Starring Georgetown Forward DaJuan Summers as “The Old Geezer” and co-starring Tennessee Forward Emmanuel Negedu as “The Freshly-minted Depends” … That smells funky!

Dunk Score: 9

This is the definition of a rookie mistake. After getting beat all the way near half court, Negedu hustles all the way back only to get turded all over. Analyst Len Elmore’s commentary is right on point. If Bruce Pearl has a heart, he will just fast forward through this clip. But odds are that since the #12 Vols defeated the #16 Hoyas 90-78 in the semifinals of the Old Spice Classic, this bang-on will definitely get some good laughs in the near future.