The craze that’s sweeping the blogosphere is back yet again. It’s Friday, and even if you have a job and ‘ish to do, you might as well take a break to cheek out a bunch of cheeks that are way thicker than the proverbial snicker. Enjoy!
More Fat Booty after the jump…
The highlight of Ohio State’s season opener against Marshall did not come on the field, as the Buckeyes dominated the weaker Herd. The highlight actually came late in the 4th quarter, when a Jim Tressel lookalike was spotted in the stands, looking just like…you guessed it, Jim Tressel.
That guy definitely has a future using his impersonation skills at various Buckeye-themed parties and mixers. Video of the Jim-Postor (decent job ESPN squares) after the jump…
Hawaii quarterback Bryant Moniz was ready to have the game of his life in the Warriors’ home-opener against the sanctioned #14 USC. Moniz was instrumental in keeping his underdog squad in the game until late in the 3rd quarter when Trojan linebacker Michael Morgan knocked the bejesus out of him.
Moniz layed on the ground for several minutes following the hit, which appeared to be a cheap shot to the head of the Hawaii qb after checking out the replay. Moniz did not return for the remainder of the game and neither did his squad as they got served with a cherry on top.
For what it’s worth Morgan wasn’t flagged on the play but if this was the NFL, he could have expected a solid fine to be handed down.
‘SC head coach Lane Kiffin showing obvious saltiness towards the round mound that is ESPN sideline analyst Shelley Smith after the jump…
I’m not going to lie, the main reason I’ve refused to see Avatar because there is no way I could fathom rolling with a blue poor man’s Jar Jar Binks version of Zoe Saldana. I would much rather see her looking like this, which is good enough to slop up with a biscuit.
You already know who’s going to provide the (man) gravy.
More pics after the jump…
“Dudes get to New York, get lost as D’Antoni”
The description on this video of Fabo coming off the top of the dome is pretty all you need to know that this thing is fire (and desire):
Fab Came through an Ba Ba Bodied it!!!!!
Any time you can successfully reference current New York Knicks head coach Mike D’Antoni in a freestyle, you have to respect the flow.
On another note, does anyone remember when D.J. Clue gave a shout out to then St. John’s head coach Mike Jarvis? If you are a coach and you get your name mentioned on a track, you automatically have street cred.
[Via Funkmaster Flex's Youtube]
This is that real poo poo right here. Enjoy.
Danny Granger got a ton of heat from the Euro community on Twitter, after he posted a few eventually deleted tweets, clowning people in Turkey for being a little too odorific.
This sparked a debate amongst the Chaser delegation, because based on our knowledge, Euros typically roll with minimal showering and deodorant usage, which has been known to create a scent that can be quite difficult on the nostrils of those that don’t have their mind (and hearts) prepared.
Eventually we came to the decision to try and support Granger for speaking his mind, based on our suspicions that most of the population of Turkey, as well as most other countries in region, are in fact funky.
After several calls, bbm’s, emails, facebook, gmail and aim (some people still use it) chats with several current and former athletes that have spent time in Turkey within the past 7 years, they all confirmed the accuracy of Granger’s tweet.
Which leads us to the conclusion that Granger was well within his rights to comment on the fact that Turkey’s proverbial roses actually do smell like boo boo, without the need to lean a little bit closer.
Head & Shoulders announced via press release that they have taken out a $1million insurance policy on the luscious locks belonging to legendary Steeler safety Troy Polamalu. Polamalu has been part of the shampoo company’s successful advertising campaign for some time now, and it sounds like they are willing to break big bread in order to protect their investment.
Polamalu had this to say about the meal ticket reserved for his wig:
Head & shoulders has gone above and beyond by insuring my Samoan locks for a cool $1 million dollars. This reinforces that my full and thick hair is unstoppable.
Although it’s great to hear that Troy’s locks are safe, it’s simultaneously disappointing that girls around the world will not be able to benefit from their thickness, shine and overall beauty.
Head & Shoulders claims that Polamalu’s locks span the length of 100 football fields! That being said, I’m hoping one day, Troy will decide to slang those Samoan locks, either to cancer patients, or to girls like me who will die for a quality weave.
