Tim Tebow & Mom’s Wack Pro-Life Super Bowl Ad

Tim Tebow’s Mom may have been work back in her glory days, but if so, I definitely don’t see it. I tend to stay out of the whole abortion debate because as Tupac said, “since a man can’t make one, he has no right to tell a woman, when and where to create one.” Tebow and family probably got chipped nicely for this and since he is no longer just a businessman (he’s a Business Man) appearing in this commercial seemed only right. You know the motto, “if you’re getting cheese, than it’s for sheez.” This commercial was decent because Tebow was in it, but really wasn’t that impactful. That’s what happens when the SEC Championship and Natty hopes are tricked off like a few stacks at the titty bar on the 2nd & 16th.

King James & Dwight Howard’s Super Bowl Ad

McDonald’s took it back to the old school with their Super Bowl ad, featuring King James and Dwight Howard having a dunk-off to see who would gets the bag of McDonald’s. Unlike the original version, featuring Larry Bird and Michael Jordan drilling insane shots, from across the globe, LeBron and D-12 stick to dunks only, with Howard emphatically telling James “ah,ah,ah, no jumpshots.” Although the newer installment lacked any real creativity, just gangstering the older version’s model and tweaking ever so slightly, it still was amongst the brighter spots for an otherwise nasty year for Super Bowl commercials.

Video of the new and old version after the jump…

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Ghettooh: Reggie Bush Latest Victim Of “Ho-Cession”

There have been various rumors as to what sparked the Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush break-up. We heard a buch of things such as; Reggie hollering at Vanessa Manillo, Kanye hollering at Kim, Reggie couldn’t handle having a smaller meat than Ray-J (we seent the tape homie) and even a beezy claiming that her friend was involved in a threesome with Kim and an unnamed dude, claiming that Kardashian’s ass was “fake.”

Then there is this girl, a pro ho by the name of Carmen Ortega, who claims that she was the reason for the split. Ortega released this video that she and a friend shot inside of Reggie’s Los Angeles crib, allegedly after double-teaming him succesfully, unlike like the Colts Sunday.

The video was conveniently released a few days ago in a somewhat successful attempt at guerilla Super Bowl marketing, using the Bush and the Saints good fortune to gain some negative exposure and notoriety. The video appears to have been shot a while ago but whatever the circumstance, it’s a cold game out there for dudes with cheese. The current breed of side boo has become much grimier and money-hungry.

Back in my day, pro ho’s knew their role, which was mainly to get the “D” and maybe a little rent money, but to keep their mouths shut about whatever situation was cracking. Now these same breed of hoes are using their mouths for more than just the solid brains that use define their legacy. The Pandora’s Box of Side-Booing is alive and well. Via Deadspin

Video of Ortega, mashing around Reggie’s spot, giving a tour and what not, after the jump…

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One Of The Sickest Super Bowl Opens Ever!

You have to give it up to CBS for going the extra mile with Super Bowl XLIV, dipping deep in their pockets to have known other than the Jigga Man performing in the Open. Jay-Z has been all over the sporting map as of late, performing at the World Series and even making an appearance at UCLA’s legendary Pauley Pavilion during his westcoast swing and now Jigga can add the Super Bowl to his list.

Hov teamed up with Rihanna and Es Posthumis to create a special Super Bowl edition of his smash hit “Run This Town,” it did a great job of setting the stage for one of the more decent games in NFL history (at least for those in the Big Easy). Even though the commercials and other shenanigans left much be to desired.

Sapp Pinched In South Beach For Domestic Dispute

Former Miami Hurricane, NFL legend and current NFL Network analyst Warren Sapp was pinched by the popo Saturday and charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery after getting into an altercation with a girl who claimed she was dating him Saturday in his room at the Shore Club hotel. The woman claims that Sapp physically assaulted her and threw her out of his room early Saturday morning, and she later filed charges against him. Sapp claims that he told the woman to bounce because he was expecting company and that she feel as he was escorting her out.

Either way Sapp was arrested and taken to jail, where he will see a judge today so that he can get released in time to at least watch the Super Bowl. Sapp was suppose to be apart of the NFL Network’s NFL Gameday Morning show, but the Network released a statement announcing that Sapp was no longer apart of the show:

We have been made aware of the arrest of Warren
Sapp by the Miami Beach Police Department. In light of these
circumstances, Warren Sapp will not appear on NFL Network while we
review the matter.

Video of another Sapp altercation after the jump…

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Sick Shot: King James Buzzer Beater From Deep

“…we are not worthy…”

Now when we say that LeBron is the best in the game right now, if not all-time, a lot of the saltier breed of human are quick to talk that heat, whether it be about Michael Jordan, Kobe or any of the other handful of legends worthy of discussion. Whilst we do believe that LeBron is the truth, that doesn’t mean that these other guys aren’t really, really good…but the King is just a little bit better.

The Knicks found this out the hard way during their visit to Cleveland Saturday, as James gave them 47 points, including a stretch of 24 straight in the first half. This 3 pointer as time expired in the first quarter, let it be known that work was going to be done all night long.

Super (Bowl) Caking: Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush

Even with the biggest game of his life upcoming, Reggie Bush still has time for caking his boo Kim Kardashian. Kim flew out to Miami to enjoy the sights and sounds (mainly her cheeks clapping together) and also to make sure that her boo’s nut was properly gotten as to not destroy the routine that has been somewhat responsible for his postseason success. The couple took these photos on one of Kim’s friend’s yacht, in what looks like one of them baller islands right next to South Beach, that I use to dominate on Vice City. We’ll all find out real soon if the caking worked out. Via Kim Kardashian’s Site

More pics after the jump…

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Odd Couple: Ocho Cinco Recruiting T.O. For Bengals

Terrell Owens is a legend, so we don’t mind giving him back-to-back love on The Chaser (no homo). Owens and Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco have both been fixtures throughout Super Bowl week, hollering at the same various functions and events, probably to see what that thang smell like in South Beach. It appears that Ocho Cinco has an ulterior motive with kicking it with T.O. so much. he’s trying to get the free agent to consider a move to Cinncinati.

The 2 were spotted Friday night at Ocho Cinco’s party at Mansion and T.O. got on the mic to let the assembled crowd know that if he did holler at the Bengals, he would like to be referred to as “Ocho Uno,” an inaccurate mockery of his jersey number in similar fashion to Ochocinco. The Bengals already have a roster full of dudes that can grab attention for all the wrong reasons so bringing in T.O. really shouldn’t be that big of a deal. But the real question is, could Owens handle being referred to as “dos?” as in the second option, similar to the kinda-chubby friend.

Ocho Cinco has been very vocal about getting Owens to join the Bengals, and T.O. just might be rolling. At 36 years old Owens is redefining longevity at the wide receiver position and is still capable of putting up solid numbers, especially if he upgrades to a quarterback like Carson Palmer. Via The Sporting Blog