UPDATE: Word is Turkoglu is backing out of his deal with the Blazers and signing with the Toronto Raptors…they are offering him a 5-year deal for $56 million.
Iverson had his people tell Memphis’ people that he would like to play for them. We’ll have to wait and see if they except his offer.
One day my mentor pimp told me that he had a hoe that asked him “could she take mothers day off,” and you know what he said….”Hells naw. Yeah, she got a baby. But she also got a pimp to feed.”
So with that said, we going to be here all weekend because the chase never stops. So we are going to stay out here chasing jerseys so you don’t have to.
Dimes, work, and bad boo’s… yeah we go those. The sickest videos on the net, we got those too. All the hot sports stories…naw we ain’t got that, but we do have the most entertaining ones. And we got jokes.
We’re not sports…we’re entertainment people. Enjoy the video.
And since we are talking about UCLA, we are talking about basketball here. So just how much will it cost any super baller Bruins out there to sit courtside?…500G’s, Half A Million Dollars! For one seat!
And you got to make a donation of $17,000 a year to the Wooden Athletic Fund. And that’s per seat as well. Easy UCLA, easy.
Now I know what you’re thinking…you can get season tickets to the Lakers game for the rest of your life for that much, but keep in mind the money is going towards rebuilding Pauley…so it’s all charity (taxable). And so we can end on a good note, they do give you the option to pay the cost of the seat over 5 years.
But they were just in LA two days ago! We know, but now they’re in Paris. Been there since yesterday actually. The life of a baller is never easy, but damn it sure is fun. And you know the only reason he is riding the scooter is so that she can hold on to him….those French, always the lover types.
Let’s hope that he doesn’t go down in one of those freak scooter accidents like Monta Ellis. You know they still mad about that ‘ish up there.
New 50 Cent - London Girl Pt. II
Carmelo got himself a new endorsement deal ($$$… our knig will be getting down with TAG Bodyspray to come out with his own smell goods, and guess what his scent is called…“Stay Up”. But no word if it actually helps you stay up…so yall suffering from that same problem Manny Ramirez got stick with the viagra.
But to add some buzz to the launch, they will be putting Carmelo’s new scent up against the one they have for Rob Dyrdek (Make Moves) and Ludacris’s (Get Yours)…whoever moves the most bottles wins the cash prize. With all proceeds going to the charity of their choosing of course.
Now look at the motherfreaking rims on that Lamborghini Murciéago! Nice look DUB.
Let’s give our knig, soccer player Ashley Cole a hand because his boo Cheryl Cole is bad! We have not seen a chick wear a dress and look this good in it since Puff took JLo to the ‘00 Grammy’s and she wore that green dress. She look so good she makes us want to leave the one we’re with and start a new relationship.
And ladies sorry, but unless you have £4,000 and know some British designer who goes by the name of Alexander McQueen, you will not be wearing this. But, congratulations to our girl Cheryl, for turning 26 yesterday and celebrating her birthday in so much style…she is our bad boo of the week.
And we have more pics of her rocking that dress like…HERE.
UPDATE: It wasn’t about the money it was about respect…word is Trevor left a $9 million a year deal on the table from the Raptors and decided to go to the Rockets.
Artest goes to the Lakers and just about an hour later, Trevor is headed to the Rockets. Word in league offices is that Trevor signed a 5-year $33.5 million contract (about $6.7 million a year) this evening. Why the Lakers didn’t give him that when it’s only $700K a year more than what they gave Artest, we will never know.
But we are happy for our knig and we wish him good luck over there because he’s going to need it. TMac got hutr, Yao got hurt, Carl Landry got shot…it’s like Houston got a curse or something. Now in memory of Trevor’s time here in LA, below we have for you a mix of all his best plays as a Laker.
Who would have thunk it…Artest goes from nearly slapping the black off of Kobe to being his teammate in a matter of months. The Lakers are going to sign Artest to a 3-year deal for around $18 million. So this is the player that they are replacing Trevor Ariza with…decent on paper.
But, the ‘ish is not working out in real life with him and Kobe playing on the same team. We say there’ll be a fight between these two in preseason.
Artest is going to (f)uck up, Kobe is going to let him know about it, somebody is going to say something about somebodies mama, and then the Ron Artest ass whooping of Kobe Bryant will commence.
Manuel Aristides (Onelcida) Ramirez is a beast and much like Pimpin’ Snookin…he’s back. After serving a 50 game suspension for juicing like Jack LaLanne and breaking bread to the tune of nearly $8 milli, the legend is finally back to doing what he does best - getting in that ass like a wedgie.
He may be a cheater, but he’s good for business.
Unlike ARod, we weren’t salty at Manny for getting busted. The ‘ish he was taking was a drug known to be used by athletes coming off a cycle, but Manny claimed he was using to get his rocks off. My meat is similar to filet mignon so I never understood personally what he was dealing with, but respected his desire to maintain his libido.
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