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FBF: Volume 201 (aka That “Bummer League” Edition)
Cheeks Here! It’s the offseason which means its time to kick off that Bummer League, where Fat Booty! goes to prepare for the next level. Enjoy! Follow @twitter Tweet
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Jajaja, NBA, Questionable Call
Heat Fans Drop Luol Deng Inspired “GIMME DAT DENGALENG” Shirt
In one of the more homoerotic moves of the NBA offseason, Miami Heat fans are celebrating the signing of free agent guard Luol Deng with these new “GIMME DAT DENGALENG” shirts. Whilst the shirt is clever, any dude rocking it better enjoy having his hogg grabbed by other dudes. Follow […]
In the Face, NBA, Video
In The Face: David Wear Dunks on Ex-UCLA Teammate Zach LaVine in Summer League
Dunk Score: 9.7 T-Wolves lottery pick Zach LaVine received his first NBA skeetering during Summer League action as his former UCLA teammate and current Bulls forward David Wear gave him a Sin City surprise in the form of this one-handed facial. I’m guaranteeing that whilst Wear wouldn’t mind seeing LaVine […]
Brighten My Day, Celebrity, NBA
Ohio Couple’s Wedding Features Groomsmen Rocking LeBron Jerseys
Now that LeBron has returned to Cleveland, fans are going out of their to way to prove that they were just bullshitting (and you know this man) with all of the LeBrateration. The latest example comes from an Ohio couple that celebrated the King’s triumphant return to the perpetual shithole […]
Questionable Call
In The Face: Shane Larkin Gets Skeet Baptism From Eric Griffin in NBA Summer League
Dunk Score: 10 NBA fans in Las Vegas for the Summer League got treated to an unexpected homoerotic burlesque show on opening day, as Knicks guard Shane Larkin was the victim of a skeet baptism, after getting dunked on by Mavs forward Eric Griffin. After a janky defensive rotation Larkin […]
Brighten My Day, Celebrity, NBA, NFL
The LeBron and Johnny Manziel Billboard That Should Be in Cleveland
Now that Cleveland has Johnny Manziel and LeBron James running the sports scene, it is only right that a billboard like this graces the downtown Cleveland skyline in the near future. Although time will tell if Manziel lives up to all the hype, LeBron has been living up to his […]
Brighten My Day, Fat Booty Friday, Swag
FBF: Volume 200 (aka That “6oin6 Back” Edition)
We present this edition of Fat Booty! Friday in honor of the Legend that is LeBron Raymone James and his decision to make a triumphant return back to Cleveland to play for the Cavs. Even though Cleveland is shitty, LeBron isn’t, so we dedicate these cheeks to you black man. […]
Celebrity, NBA, Questionable Call
Miami Coffee Shop Renames LeBron Beverage “The Traitor”
Miami Heat fans are naturally taking LeBron’s departure hard as evidenced by this menu update at the Eternity Coffee Roasters in downtown Miami. The beverage on their menu which was previously know as “The LeBron” has since been changed to “The Traitor” What I don’t understand is how a Heat […]
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