In The Face: 5′-10″ Trey Starks (Seward County CC) Delivers Demoralizing Skeet Sandwich

Dunk Score: 9.9

Now what we have right here is 5-foot 10 Trey Starks from Seward County Community College dunking all over the life of some dude (who shall remain nameless) from Garden City CC.

During a fast break Starks was running down the left side, caught a pass and proceeded to get higher than a giraffe’s azz as he skeeted all over the unsuspecting victim. It’s always refreshing to see a little guy getting his Nate Robinson on and defecating on a larger defender.

Starks, a Missouri basketball high school legend, has gained a reputation for sharting on dudes, kind of like your favorite gay German porno star (disclaimer:  if you agreed with that last statement then what kind of dude is you?)

FBF: Volume 72 (aka That “A$$-Tralian Open” Edition)

Cheeks here! It’s the end of another week so you already know that it’s time for us to lace you with yet another edition of the phenomenon that we like to call Fat Booty! Friday. Often imitated Fat Booty! Friday can never be duplicated; like your first hojo to climax in middle school.

As expected we have scoured all corners of the internet, incluidng the Far East (where the average square ain’t got the time to go), once again making it our duty to find the booty.

So it’s time to make your next move your best one and take a gander at all the cakes we have for your viewing pleasure after the jump…

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Jajaja: Kevin Garnett Compares Celtics 27-Point Comeback Win Vs. Magic To “Bar Fight”

After the Celtics remarkable 27-point comeback victory in Orlando on Thursday night, the Legend that is Kevin Garnett was a little too juiced during his postgame interview with TNT’s Craig Sager, comparing the game to a “bar fight” several times.

The Celtics were without the services of both Rajon Rondo and Ray Allen, which did make the comeback that much more ridiculous, but KG is putting way too much extras on it with the “bar fight” comparison.

Having actually been in a few bar fights in my day, I can honestly say that overcoming a a 27-point deficit in an early season NBA game is actually nothing like a bar fight, as nobody is getting shanked with broken beer bottles or getting swift kicks to the groin.

Instead of a “bar fight,” the Celtics thrilling come-from-behind win at Orlando can probably be more accurately compared to just that; a thrilling come-from-behind win.

Jajaja: “Heebow” (The Jewish Version of Tim Tebow)

I’ve got to admit that even though this video wasn’t the most jajaja’able of all times, it was a great concept and definitely had it’s moments.

With all the love that Jesus freak Tim Tebow has gotten, it’s refreshing to see people of other religions having a little fun at the Broncos quarterback’s expense.

Still waiting for the gay version of Tim Tebow though….Tim Tea-bag.

Video of Heebow, the Jewish Tim Tebow, after the jump…

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NBA Fight: Apparently Chris Paul Doesn’t Like It When Other Men Rub The Top Of His Head

Welp Los Angeles, looks like the Clippers and Lakers finally have a rivalry; and if last night was a sign of things to come, the next few years should be damn near incredible. And Chris Paul and Pau Gasol added some fuel to the fire with some slight fisticuffs late in the 4th quarter with the game already decided.

Following a foul, Gasol and CP3 got into it as they walked down the court, with Paul seen calling the Lakers effeminate big man “soft.” Gasol reacted by rubbing Paul’s head, sending him into a frenzy as CP3 responded by angrily rubbing Gasol’s head back in retaliation.

CP3 and Kobe could be seen having a heated discussion as Gasol shot his free throws, with Paul once again letting it be known that he thought the Euro was “soft.” Seeing how Kobe has already been spotted making the same affirmation to Lakers coach Mike Brown earlier this season, I’m sure he respectfully agreed.

After getting served in the preseason and first regular season meeting against their arena-sharing counterparts, the Lakers showed that they have pretty much had enough of all the new King of LA talks, getting up in the Clippers azz like a wedgie en route to a 96-91 win in what was home game for the purple and gold.

The entire game was what the squares like to call “chippy,” with players from both sides getting into minor situations, including Lakers forward Josh McRoberts getting ejected in the 3rd quarter following some shenanigans with Clippers forward Reggie Evans.

Metta World Peace also took on an instigator role, annoying the dickens out of Chris Paul, Blake Griffin and other Clips with his aggressive/smothering on-court demeanor.

With the Lakers becoming the red-headed stepchild to this new and improved Clippers squad, they showed last night that they ain’t rolling with all that mambo jahambo and that they refuse to bow down.

Video of the Chris Paul/Pau Gasol head-rubbing incident and CP3’s postgame comments after the jump…

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Jajaja: Snoop Dogg Gives Kris Humphries Some Solid Advice On Kim Kardashian

After watching this video of Snoop Dogg offering some advice to Nets forward Kris Humphries on his recent split with Kim Kardashian, aka Ms. Thicky Ricardo, alls I can say is that Snoop ain’t never lied.

Try as you might, you can’t turn a ho into a housewife cause ho’s don’t act right. It’s one of the few things that has stood the test of time. Just ask Fredo Corleone.

Church! Ray Lewis Kicks Knowledge In Postgame Speech After Ravens Trick Off AFC Championship

Ray Lewis is the definition of a Leader. After 17 seasons in the NFL, the dude has pretty much seen everything and despite one of the toughest losses of his career in the AFC Championship game, Lewis kicked some major knowledge to the entire Ravens squad during a spirited postgame speech.

Now Lewis ain’t a reverend, but he might as well give a shot once his playing days are over cause even deaf people can hear what he’s talking about, unlike Billy Hoyle’s ability to hear Jimmy.

Despite two crucial trick offs from the Ravens offense in the final moments of the game, Lee Evans’ game-winning drop in the endzone and Billy Cundiff’s laces out 32-yard field goal miss with 15 seconds remaining, Lewis didn’t point any fingers and instead was quick to deflect criticism.

After a hall of fame career and nothing much left to prove, Lewis claimed that this won’t be his last season with the Ravens and for the sake of Baltimore, hopefully this is the case.

Video of Lewis’ spirited postgame speech after the jump…

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In The Face: LeBron Goes Baseline and Reverses On Mike Dunleavy’s Dome

Dunk Score: 9.9

Due to Championship Sunday, and luckily for Mike Dunleavy, not too many people were watching the Heat-Bucks game and missed this demoralizing reverse dunk at the hands of LeBron James.

The dunk was so vicious that an injured Dwyane Wade instinctually jumped out of his seat in sheer amazement of the freak that is Gloria James’ only child.

Whilst other players around the League have begun to show signs of wear and tear in this lockout-shortened grind of a season, LeBron has showed that much like fine wine he is just getting better with time, averaging a ridiculous 30 points, 8 rebounds and 7 assists per game.

[via GetBangedOn]